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Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi went out in Hollywood last night with her latest boy toy, Jionni LaValle, and stopped by Geisha House on the Boulevard, which is owned by Ashton Kutcher’s Dolce Group.
Crazy part is, Snooki almost fell out of their souped up Pick-Up Toyota Tundra on the way in… and that was before she threw back drinks for nearly 3 hours!!
She practically had to be carried out. But strangely, the ones who seemed drunk was the Valet Service at Geisha House. The Valet attendant that was driving Snooki’s ride, actually backed into a Dark Blue BMW, damaging the bumper. The Valet service didn’t tell either owner of both vehicles that they were responsible for the minor fender bender. While the pickup truck was not damaged, it left damage on the front bumper of the BMW that I would assume could total $1,500 on the Luxury Vehicle. So technically, Ashton Kutcher’s Dolce Group’s Valet Attendant, and those who covered it up, committed a felony hit and run on two groups of customers. I’d hate to be the owner of that BMW. cause he will see that front bumper damage soon and wonder where it came from.
But Snooki wasn’t doing that well on her way out either. She had to practically be carried out by Jionni. Hey, she may get a DUI on a bicycle, but she can’t get one on foot.