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Would You DESTROY A BMW For Not Even The New iPhone ???? posted by on September 13, 2012
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That’s What Some Really Really Dumb Guys Did Last Week… Giving Them Another Dose Of Instant Karma.

2 Dudes decided to drive a BMW through the Window Facade of an Apple Store last week, and stole a whole bunch of WORTHLESS iPhone 4’s and stuff, possibly an iPad or something… just a day after announcing the iPhone 5.

And since Driver Dude drove his car ALL THE WAY INTO the Store, the sturdy Apple Architectural Engineering prevented dumb ass Driver Dude from Driver Dudin his way outta there.  Essentially, dude got stuck and was completely unable to drive himself out.

Now, you would think that people would likely do this with a STOLEN Car and not their own.  However, it was the Driver’s OWN BMW X5.  Unfortunately for DumDums, the vehicle’s License Plate got stuck in the grating of the window.  The iPhone Snatcher couldn’t successfully Snatchback the iPad sized License Plate.  He was then apprehended by Judge “I Am The Law” Dredd (remake coming soon) in form of the Sheriffs that got there just fast enough for dude to not even get enough merchandise to be worth anything at all.

Not ANYTHING At All Worth Time in Prison.  And that’s Just What He Got cause Driver Dude is Currently being held on $600,000 Bail.  It’s like if you were gonna be that dumb and get caught anyway, at least wait until the iPhone 5 came out and gift yourself a few more weeks of Freedom.

They Usually Try To Say That Crime Don’t Pay

We Should All See Our Karma On The Same Damn Day

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

 

 

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Amanda Bynes Is An Officially Confirmed CRACKHEAD !!!! posted by on September 13, 2012
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She Likes To "HIT" and Run

Man, it just doesn’t stop with Amanda Bynes… That’s why she likes to Rear End People !!

Some Sneaky Pappers followed Amanda Bynes around town all day Wednesday, and she had no clue, cause she was too busy smoking pipes out of her BMW.

That’s right, Amanda was seen driving around town smoking out of her little hideaway fake cigarette charger pipe, smoking God knows what, while trying to multi-task and handle the wheel.  No wonder she keeps playing Bumper Cars on the Streets of Los Angeles.  She’s too busy smoking pipes to have both hands on the wheel.

Whatever this chick is smoking, it aynt looking good considering the fact that her License is already suspended, she’s been charged with Not one, but TWO Hit & Runs, and she already spent a half a day in jail on her DUI.  Not to mention the fact that she was pulled over again earlier this week with her Headlights off.  Crackhead Status !!!!

Listen Amanda, you got enough loot to enjoy your Drugs in the comfort of your own home.  You’re frickin famous, and you’re a trainwreck right now.  You know what that means ? You got paps following you all over the place waiting for you to slip up, and you’re slippin up.  Speaking of Slippin up, I guess “President” Barack Hussein Obama aynt gonna believe your “I don’t Drink or Do Drugs” Tweet.

I’m pretty sure these pics made at least $5,000-$15,000.  With a purse like that, you’re gonna have the entire town’s photogs following you without you even knowing it, waiting on the next Amanda toke for a pay-day.  I think I even overheard a few paps talk about how they planned on following her the next day… that was 2 days ago.

Be careful Amanda.  The Worst Is Yet To Come

Straaaaight CRACKHEAD

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

Photos: AKM-GSI Published on TMZ

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

Photos: AKM-GSI Published on TMZ

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