Michael Lohan Adds Another Dysfunctional Family To His List.. Fathered Illegitimate Daughter posted by on November 15, 2012

I Bet You Didn't See That Cumming... Did ya Scumbag ????

DNA Tests have confirmed that Michael Lohan did in fact father Ashley Horn, the daugter of Kristi Horn, whom Michael had an affair with while still married to Dina Lohan.

The DNA Test was taken on the Trisha Goddard show with Michael, Kristi and Ashley all present.  The episode will air on Thursday night, where Kristi bursts into tears after Ashley sees the DNA test came out positive.

Michael attempts to hug his newly discovered daughter, while she tells him this is the first time she met him, presuming he can’t expect her to be completely affectionate after discovering she was fathered by one of the World’s Biggest Scumbags.

Yes Michael.  I said that about you.

Don’t blame mom for crying either.  To know the daughter you loved for 17 years is a product of a scumbag… gotta be rough !

So Ashley means Michael will be now a father to children from at least 3 Different Mothers, since Shady Insane Kate Major is pregnant with yet another of his Trainwreck Sperms.  Damn boy.  You get your pee pee dipped lots !!

So, Ashley said she didn’t want to be a part of the Lohan Trainwreck… Obviously referring to the antics between Michael, Dina and Lindsay Lohan.

Well, sorry Ashley.  You’re in it now.  Lindsay is your Half-Sister.  And yes, Your Dad is In Fact A Scumbag

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

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