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Hotzpotz: Last night Rihanna was spotted at Hollywood Hotzpot “Las Palmas” … and apparently she had somewhat of a wardrobe malfunction of her own. Well, sort of.
Rihanna tweeted at the end of the night that, thanks to her BFF’s, she was set to leave the club with a brand new white dress, and red wine stains. All I have to say about that, is I’m sure the red wine stains went perfect with her bold red hair. And if there was any way she would’ve worn a dress like the one she did to the Grammy’s this year, that would definitely be an amazing sight… like a Peppermint Candy Cane that you would never wanna stop suckin’ on.
And unfortunately, nobody got a pic of this Red wine mishap. Cause I would have to say, from a paparazzi standpoint, a pic like that of Rihanna would fetch 4 to 5 figures easily, if it was exclusive of course.
Hey Rihanna, you can be our Exclusive any day, just make sure to remove the rest of the stripes from that dress please.
Chris Brown.. You’z a foolish man… If you’d only waited 2 more Grammy’s, you coulda had that ^
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It is clear to me that Nicki Minaj has decided to take lessons from the Lady Gaga “How To” manual when it comes to how she approaches her fame… Wild and crazy colorful outfits, outrageous hair, and outlandish facial expressions definitely give Nicki Minaj the Gaga feel and appeal.
Lady Gaga recently said in an interview that she has “mastered the art of fame”, and noted that her outlandish antics, such as the raw meat dress, is a strategic tactic to keep people’s minds focused on what she wants them to, rather than her personal life.
And when it comes to the game, the two are basically exact counterparts, as their both at the top of their game. Now while Lady Gaga totally outsells Nicki Minaj, the truth is there are no other female Hip-Hop artists really doin’ it right now, and truth be told, there rarely is more than one female running Hip-Hop at a time, if even that much.
At best, we had Lil’ Kim and Foxy Brown in the same era. But now, Nicki stands alone. Even with Kim’s attempts to combat Nicki’s copycat style, Nicki still stands alone.
So enjoy it while you can Nicki, cause one of these days, you’ll be just like Lil’ Kim, and sitting on your fata$$ with silicone pads watching the newer, younger, better version of you do what you once did.
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted returning to Los Angeles and was welcomed by a swarm of Paparazzi at LAX. Lindsay is in town to audition for her role in the new “Superman” film, and will be heading back to New York to close out her deal as Victoria Gotti.
Perhaps “allegedly” stealing that necklace might’ve turned out better for Lindsay after all. She’s up for the role in Superman, the Gotti film, and she’s also up for the role of Sharon Tate, although I don’t know if I would feel comfortable playing the most famed victim of the infamous cult leader Charles Manson, especially after she was already in the film “Chapter 27” with Jared Leto, the film that portrayed the life of Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon of the Beatles.
Lindsay supposedly beat out Sienna Miller and Blake Lively for the role and was handpicked by Victoria Gotti herself to be the favored recipient of the role, as Victoria is close friends with the Lohan clan and spends much time with them in Long Island.
While there are also rumors that Jersey Shore’s J. Woww was also up for the role, the one person I’m happy she is looking to beat out is none other than Kim K.
After the production team took the casting so seriously as to wine and dine John Travolta… why would you make such a fatal mistake of picking Kim Kardashian to be the daughter? I don’t think the Gotti family would be portrayed correctly if Kim were to bring the infamous “Kardashian Monotone” to the scene. And besides, if Kim’s acting is to be anywhere close to her dancing and singing….
We’re gonna have a problem here
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So Star Magazine tried to have an “All Hollywood” party this Sunday night at Trousdale, and it seems like All Hollywood decided to go elsewhere. Not forrealz, it wasn’t that bad, but it did seem a little lackluster. There was very little A-list power to support this party, but it definitely had some up and coming movers and shakers on the scene, as well as some old favorites that have stayed pretty steady in our focus.
Now the thing is, Star Magazine, as a publication, has created quite a few enemies over the decades. They’re notorious for making up stories and causing loads of problems, not to mention the fact that they’re a subsidiary of National Enquirer.
I was told that celebrities in attendance would be receiving a free Ipad 2, and if that’s the case… EVEN A FREE IPAD 2 COULDN’T PICK UP THE DRAW !!! Now that’s saying a lot.
But hey, it was a nice attempt Star. I did see some folks that were cool, such as 2/3 of one of the OG boy groups, “Hanson“. We also got a look at the ever so fine Krupa sisters, Joanna and Marta. “The Hills” repped hard, with Stephanie Pratt, Jayde Nicole and Jason Wahler in attendance. And let’s not forget to mention how much Stephanie Pratt wanted to be the life of the party, even tweeting a pic of herself from the inside on a skateboard in her heels. If she fell flat on her ass, now that would’ve been a shot!!!
We got to see Dane Cook and his non-Jessica Simpson looking date. Tatiana Ali showed up still the princess of Bel-Air.
Taryn Manning was DJ for the event, and has been spinning on the 1′s and 2′s a lot around Hollywood lately, so if you’re ever out, keep a look out for her. That should always make for a great time.
The Gastineau Girls were out, and Lisa was trying to hook her daughter Brittny up with Gavin DeGraw. She needs to find a steady man soon, and let’s hope she does.
Bai-Ling showed up for all our international audiences.
Two hotties forrealz were Lacey Schwimmer and Hope Dworaczyk whose looks are directly correlated with how little clothing they have on, since they both have some of the hottest bodies in the bizna$$.
Model Jaimie Hilfiger was there with her boyfriend, Jeweler Igal Dahan. I’ll tell ya, these two are some of the best people this world has to offer.
And two people who I have great concern for… Tara Reid who really looks like she needs to eat something these days before she straight disappears on us.
And Shanna Moakler. Now Shanna, I know you’re hosting that show “Bridalplasty” and all, you know, that show where women compete for plastic surgery procedures before tying the knot. The show may be a hit, and you may get some great hookups and employee discounts on plastic surgery procedures, but that doesn’t mean you need to OD on the Botox.
You’re starting to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian, who’s following in the footsteps of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Now hey, I’m not trying to be mean… I’m just giving you fair warning… before it’s too late
Which of your favorite A-list celebs do you think had the best Slime Scenario at Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards?
Take a look at the photos and tell us who you think Slimed it best on our poll below!!
1. Heidi Klum
2. Jack Black
3. Jim Carrey
4. Johnny Depp
5. Josh Duhamel
When It Comes To Slime... Which Celeb Wore It Best ???
- 3. Jim Carrey bringin down his roof of Slime (100%, 1 Votes)
- 1. Heidi Klum in Beautiful Slime Green (0%, 0 Votes)
- 2. Jack Black as Mean Joe Green Slime (0%, 0 Votes)
- 4. Johnny Depp as Waging War Slime (0%, 0 Votes)
- 5. Josh Duhamel and his Throne of Slime (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 1
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