"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Man… What is up with our Supermodels these days !! What has the world come to when you can’t even get Supermodels to show up in a bikini to a Vegas Pool Party? I’m telling you… The end is nigh!
Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 30th Birthday on Saturday at Marquee Dayclub in the Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. And in the picture you see above, it looks awfully familiar… Hmmm… Remind you a bit of Irina Shayk anyone???
What makes things seem even more inequitable is the fact that all the bikini clad women surrounding Alessandra are probably getting paid $200-$300 for the day, while Alessandra’s probably making $20,000-$50,000… AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO WEAR A BIKINI !!! WHAT KINDA SH!T IS THAT???
Don’t get me wrong… Even fully clothed, Alessandra looks absolutely stunning, and she’s gotta have one of the most beautiful faces and smiles in history. But girl, you know what you’re famous for. And Vegas Hotels and Casinos… You guys are not on the job !! Bikinis should be a requirement for your Supermodel Guest Appearances, especially for these damn pool parties where all your other girls are wearing bikinis. Come on now, I’m not yer Daddy.. U should know these things by now.
But Happy Birthday again to Alessandra, who actually turns 30 today, April 11th. Alessandra was also joined by Jamie-Lynn Sigler and a VERY pregnant Selma Blair.
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It looks like Alessandra Ambrosio wasn’t the only one to celebrate her Birthday out in Vegas this weekend. Nope, she was joined by both Hugh and Marston Hefner. Hugh celebrated his 85th Birthday on Saturday, April 9th, as did Marston, who also shares the same birthday as his pioneer father, on April 9th. Marston celebrated his 21st, making him Vegas legal.
Strangely, not only do these two share the same birthdate, but the same name (as Marston is Hugh’s middle name) and you’d swear they also share the same face !! Wait… Marston is Hugh Hefner !! He’s an identical clone !! Only, Hugh added some height to him for improvements…
Anyhow, the two celebrated it right, and were also joined by Marston’s younger brother, Cooper. Hugh of course brought his lady du jour, Ms. Crystal Harris, who is set to marry Hugh this year. The festivities were carried out throughout all of Palms Hotel and Casino in Vegas, and festivities carried on at Playboy Lounge and Moon Nightclub, which share on the two top levels of the Palms Fantasy Tower.
Jason Statham is such a tough guy, that it’s actually quite surprising to see him with such a hottie like Rosie-Huntington Whitely. Actually, they’ve been dating for well over a year and it’s still surprising. The amazing part is, he actually smiles a whole heckuva lot more, as seen in the picture above. ^
And why wouldn’t he? She’s about to be the next Megan Fox in Transformers 3, and she’s probably the hottest chick she’s ever dated, and she’s willing to put up with his hefty attitude and his occasional martial arts practices, where he might accidentally give her a swift kick across the hip.
But things are getting so serious that the two were spotted having lunch with Jason’s parents at Taverna Tony’s in Malibu, California over the weekend. But ya know, judging by the fact that they’ve been together for over a year, I don’t think this would have to necessarily be Rosie’s first time meeting the parents.
Either which way, at least we know it’s serious.
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Funny man Will Ferrell showed up to the Lakers vs. Thunder game at Staples Center yesterday, looking in dire need of a shave and haircut. Dude looked like he would’ve been better cast as the werewolf in “The Wolfman” than Benicio Del Toro.
Nice of him to sign autographs for folks as he strutted his way in, but dude’s gotta get rid of that green in the Lakers house.
I did have to let him know he’s sexy tho… Peep the video below
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Congratulations are in order to Nicki Minaj who has recently signed on to be Britney Spears‘s Opening act for her Femme Fatale concert tour. This will be the first time the two will be united on stage together and the agreement and negotiations came as a result of Enrique Iglesias bowing out of the concert, reportedly due to his inability to accept being an opening act for Spears.
Nicki Minaj, who is at the top of her game right now, makes an excellent fit for Britney, who has remained at the top of the industry game for over a decade, even at her downfalls.
There is no doubt that this deadly combination will make their concert tour the most successful of the year
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Hotzpotz Couples Night #8: This is our final Hotzpotz Couples Night and you might be glad it is. That marks 8 couples out last night, and this … well, this one definitely takes the cake.
Jocelyn Wildenstein, otherwise known as “Catwoman”, has the face even a mother couldn’t love.
But somehow, she managed to find herself some arm candy on the way out of BOA… in the form of Mr. Gold-digger right here
I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t do it myself. Homey is really making a deep, deep financial sacrifice.
But for me, I think I’d have too hard a time feeling like i was copulating with the 3rd one down on the Evolution Charts.
I’m just sayin…
Play on playa !!
Click on any of the photos below… if you dare… at your own risk !!!
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Hotzpotz: Ashley Greene was spotted yesterday seeking solace in some good ole fashioned retail therapy at one of LA’s favorite outdoor malls, The Grove.
Newly single Ashley was spotted out with friends and just enjoying the sunshine and the beauty of the day. And why wouldn’t she? She just let go of nearly 150 pounds of dead weight… Joe Jonas
Now I don’t know about you, but many consider Ashley to be one of the most desired women in young Hollywood these days. But somebody obviously didn’t give Joe Jonas the memo. Psychologists specializing in Body Language Psychology even noticed that Joe seemed very distant from Ashley, almost as if he was pushing the poor little Twilight star away. We’re talking she would have her arm around his, while his hands were all in his pockets.
YOU FOOL !!
I don’t know, maybe all the screaming prepubescent tweens got him thinking he doesn’t need one woman. Well, very well then Joe. There’s about a few million dudes who are waiting in line. And I think Ashley knew that. So she’s already been dating Jared Followill of Kings of Leon and was then tied to Chris Evans just a week or so after.
DANG ASHLEY !! Slow down girl… I think Joe gets the point already
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Hotzpotz Couples Night #7: Marcia Cross and Tom Mahoney were spotted last night at Madeo’s Restaurant in West Hollywood, and dinner is something these two definitely don’t take for granted.
In January of 2009, Marcia announced to the public that Tom was diagnosed with cancer, and he underwent grueling treatment and chemotherapy. There was even a point where Marcia’s mother told “Closer” magazine that she feared her son-in-law would not pull through.
But fate is on their side, and Tom is looking great, happy and healthy… healthy enough to go to Madeo’s.
And why wouldn’t he be? He has a wife, and twin daughters Eden and Savannah to look after.
Good to see you out and about you two lovebirds !!
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Hotzpotz Couples Night #6: Paris has been a busy girl lately. She showed Snoop he’s the man, ran along the coast to help Japan, took time out for the kids, and showed the American Red Cross even more love.
And with all that on her plate, she’s not too constricted to spend time with boyfriend Cy Waits at BOA Steakhouse. Why not, he did save her life and all.
And Paris even had time to totally diss the David Schubert, District Attorney of Clark County, without saying a single word !!
And who says Paris doesn’t have talent ?!?!!
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Hotzpotz: Last night Rihanna was spotted at Hollywood Hotzpot “Las Palmas” … and apparently she had somewhat of a wardrobe malfunction of her own. Well, sort of.
Rihanna tweeted at the end of the night that, thanks to her BFF’s, she was set to leave the club with a brand new white dress, and red wine stains. All I have to say about that, is I’m sure the red wine stains went perfect with her bold red hair. And if there was any way she would’ve worn a dress like the one she did to the Grammy’s this year, that would definitely be an amazing sight… like a Peppermint Candy Cane that you would never wanna stop suckin’ on.
And unfortunately, nobody got a pic of this Red wine mishap. Cause I would have to say, from a paparazzi standpoint, a pic like that of Rihanna would fetch 4 to 5 figures easily, if it was exclusive of course.
Hey Rihanna, you can be our Exclusive any day, just make sure to remove the rest of the stripes from that dress please.
Chris Brown.. You’z a foolish man… If you’d only waited 2 more Grammy’s, you coulda had that ^
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Hotzpotz Couples Night #5: Not that Kind of Beef, the kind that you eat silly. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo continue to outlive the constant on-again, off-again rumors that seem to swirl the couple daily. The two were spotted having dinner at BOA Steakhouse, the poppinest Steakhouse in Beverly Hills and Hollywood so it seems. I’m sure they might’ve said at least hello to Paris and Cy. At this point now, they’ve been together for several years, as the two began dating just after Nick and Jessica Simpson wrapped their newlyweds show and fell apart as a married couple.
The two are so festive together, the two even went all out for Halloween in 2009 and dressed up as Frankenstein and his bride.
With a relationship that defies the laws of Hollywood gravity, it looks like they may be the next Newlyweds on the Horizon.
Just don’t make a reality show out of it… otherwise your destined to be doomed
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Hotzpotz Couples Night #4: Last we saw of Fergamel, they were at the Relief Run in Santa Monica for The Red Cross as well, benefiting those victimized by the Earthquake and Tsunami that ravaged Japan. It was Fergie’s birthday and they definitely seemed to have a lot of fun in their charitable offerings, not to mention the fact that Josh couldn’t keep his eyes off of Fergie’s behind. Now we catch them helping the Red Cross yet again for their “Red Tie Affair” held at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica, California. Is it me or does it seem like this Hotel has been getting a lot of major action lately?
And just like the Relief Run, Fergamel saw some help from another celebrity friend of theirs yet again… Ms. Paris Hilton
It’s awesome to see more celebrities and celebrity couples leveraging their fame to encourage the masses to benefit our world for the greater good.
Let’s keep it up and continue to make this world a better place… After all, it’s the only one we’ve got, and we all have to live in it
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