"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Ever know what keeps a fine young Hustler on top of her A Game? It aint Caffee. It’s nothing other than the light refreshing taste of Starbucks Green Tea, as so properly displayed here by Audrina Patridge at her Bongo promotion yesterday at Sears in the Los Cerritos Mall.
She may have tried to keep her sweet secret a secret still… But we have ways of finding out secrets here !!
No secret is safe with us Audrina. And for any guy out there who dares try, no Latte’s for her. She watches her figure
Audrina Patridge continued her Entrepreneurial Efforts yesterday by promoting her Bongo Jeans affiliation at Sears in The Los Cerritos Mall in Cerritos, California. This particular Sears and Mall are doin it big, and they’re starting to bring in all the Pop Culture Icons, such as Audrina herself.
But one thing is for darn sure… Audrina’s beautiful and contagious smile brings smiles and happiness to her fans… Especially when they flock to the Star whole families at a time.
We’re talking whole families, fans of young and old all came out and waited for hours to see this young lady show off how she wears those Bongo Jeans, which made it more than apparent why they’ve chosen her to be their main Spokesmodel.
And leave it to the sweetness that is Audrina to be sure that No Child Is Left Behind Making sure to take pics and sign for each and every fan and family member fan that came out to show their support.
As a matter of fact, the feeling of Family was so deep in the Air, that Audrina even brought down her own Aunt Connie to join in the celebration. And thanks to the graciousness that is Aunt Connie, I even managed to catch my own flick with Audrina
!! Thanks Aunt Connie !!
Audrina’s dedication to her fans are just a testament to her success in this Hollywood Business…
Cause she’s makin Moves Like Jagger !!
When most people celebrate their birthdays, they usually expect guests to arrive bearing gifts. But what happens when the Birthday Girl herself is a gift greater than any package that can be presented… wrapped or unwrapped ?? hehe
Paula had quite an interesting mixture of cast & crew come out to show their love for the Portuguese Blonde Bombshell… who came out looking like the Highlighter of Hollywood… talk about catching the eye !!
So Paula’s known guests included none other than the Non-House Arrested Red-Head, Phoebe Price, who is also starting her own Reality Show which will also include Paula. Other guests included the gigantic John Salley, the always charming Mary Carey, and her friend Vicki Lizzie. Even Legendary Singer Taylor Dayne had to join in on the Birthday festivities. The craziest part was watching Paula and Mary hug… Not only is Mary like twice the size of the petite Portuguese, but I swear it looked like Mary’s boobs were gonna swallow Paula whole… which I’m sure most men in the world wish they could do.
I would have to say, the party was loads of fun… Not to mention the incredibly naughty creative cupcakes.. .or “Cuff-Cakes” shall I call them, adorned with their very own Peanut Butter Cup flavored Cuffs. The array of cupcakes also included Hearts (melted from Paula’s sexy gazes), Stars (indicative of Paula’s Supernova Status) and… well, who cares about cupcakes… Paula was looking hott !!
And speaking of cupcakes, we got a chance to get a lucky glimpse at those World Famous Muffins of hers, in an apparently transparent dress that gives real meaning to her recent nickname “The Bare Ass”… Some eyes have all the luck !
So yeah, the date of Paula’s birth is definitely a moment to be cherished… cause if you have two eyes that can see clearly, you can definitely see that this Birthdate made the World a much more beautiful place.
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Okay, so yesterday I put up a post on Audrina’s Mom, Lynn Patridge, and how everybody on the internet is searching out if she’s an alcoholic under the terms “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” and various variations of such.
Well, check out what has happened since I put up that post yesterday. Here are the following Top 10 Search terms from both Yesterday and Today:
Okay. So Yesterday, Audrina’s mom Lynn Patridge held 9 of the Top 10 Searches yesterday, with a little ole Sophie Turner who managed to weasel her way in at #8
And Today, Audrina’s mom, Lynn Patridge also is managing to hold down 9 of the Top 10 searches today.
Now what makes that even more fu@ked up, is if we look at the Top 25 for both days:
Yesterday, Lynn Patridge owned 15 of the Top 25 Searches, and today, she’s already got 17 of the Top 25 Searches
So seriously folks… I’m not trying to diss here. I’m just telling it like it is.
And I’ll let the subject matter rest unless more undeniable evidence comes up that I feel the need to mention. But as it’s looking, the group consensus of the world wide web is that:
“Lynn Patridge Is An Alcoholic”
Sean Stewart, son of Rod Stewart, just found himself in the middle of a legal mess that could cost either him, or his fiancee Chantell Kendall (pictured above) a Quarter Million Dollars for a car rental !! Yikes… You should’ve gone Budget.
The two careless lovebirds rented a Bentley, well, at least Chantell did and apparently it’s looking like she didn’t take out a rental insurance policy, because somebody totalled the Bentley in Hollywood on Sunset Blvd, near the star studded BOA Steakhouse, causing a $145,000 loss to the rental company.
In addition, the rental company is asking for an addition $70,000 in damages for lost revenue on the vehicle while it was being replaced.
Right now, the issue is who was driving the Bentley? The lawsuit filed in April claims that Sean was the one driving the car back in September of 2010. However, a rep for Sean contends that a “female” was driving the car at the time of the incident, and that Sean was merely a passenger. Which female is this? If it was Chantell, don’t you think they would’ve said so? Who is this mystery woman?
In the end, somebody’s gonna be responsible for a hefty sum if there was no insurance policy taken out, and that’s a lotta loot for a Daggone rental. Hell, you coulda got a Bentley for that much… hehe.. And that’s really gonna suck for two newlyweds, unless good ole daddy comes to the rescue.
That’s a lot of money that could’ve gone to the wedding, or for a baby gift for Sean’s sister, Kim Stewart, who recently announced her pregnancy with Benicio Del Toro to be the father. That makes Benicio’s child soon to be Rod Stewarts grandchild.
Now that is a spawn I’m looking forward to meeting. Just call it a special child.
Lesson Learned: Never Rent A Car Without Buying Insurance
Wow… this is just downright sad.
So ya know, anybody who has a blog site can get their statistics measured in many different ways. One of those ways, is how people found your blog site after searching you out on search engines, such as Google, Yahoo or Bing.
And these two common themes keep popping up on how people are finding my site, which of course has only been up for about 5 weeks now.
Please clean up your act. Sad to say, you may be on TV and all, but this is what the public really thinks of you.
These search terms, or terms like it keep coming up. They literally stare me down in the face each and every day.
And sadly, the terms “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” keeps climbing, and not a day goes by where I don’t see it.
Ladies, you’re embarassing your daughters.
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Lady Gaga was south of the border in Mexico City, Mexico at the St. Regis Hotel yesterday to help promote her new album, “Born This Way” which is scheduled for a worldwide release on May 23rd, 2011. Thankfully it won’t happen till then, which means Adele still may have a chance at 8 weeks straight in the #1 Billboard Sales Charts.
Lady Gaga showed up in a blue sheer outfit leaving nothing to the imagination, except for those damn annoying pasties covering up the nipples.
Lady Tata, if you really wanna sell some cd’s… you should’ve showed off the goods. Sex Sells. Well, sort of
This is amazing and unbelievable at the same time. Adele’s album, “Roll” will see it’s 7th week at #1 on top of the music sales charts, with a projected total to come in at 150,000 copies sold… ON HER SEVENTH WEEK !!!! “Roll” will likely see an album sales total of 1 1/2 Million copies in the U.S. and 2 Million overseas. Congratulations Adele, 7 weeks straight only gets seen by albums from the likes of Eminem, Taylor Swift and Susan Boyle.
Let’s put this into contrast on two grounds. First, Eminem’s album “The Eminem Show” released in May of 2002 went 6 weeks at #1 and “The Marshall Mathers LP” released in 2000.. Now while both album sold 1.3 Million albums (in a short week) and 1.76 Million albums in their first weeks respectively, it was also before our culture has fully been conditioned to no longer buy music through internet piracy. File sharing was just beginning then.
Other females that have hit such weeks at #1 are Susan Boyle, Taylor Swift and Norah Jones, with Taylor racking up an impressive 11 weeks at #1 for her “Fearless” album. Fearless and powerful indeed.
But what makes this even more impressive to me, is that J. Lo pulled out every promotional vehicle you could think of… Extra with Mario Lopez, American Idol, Hard Rock Cafe appearances with fans and interviews, with major celebrity help even from Audrina Patridge and Pia Toscano… And J. Lo still couldn’t even come close to phasing Adele’s 7th week at #1 after already selling 4 Million albums worldwide.
Wow… What makes that even more fu@ked up, is that J. Lo is only likely to sell around 60,000 copies for her “Love” album’s first week in release. Dangit, those 3 fine ladies couldn’t even pull out 20,000 albums for each beautiful celebrity lady face. So in other words, in this instance… “Sex Did Not Sell” !! Remember that ladies and gentlemen. Sex will not guarantee a sale, regardless of the industry’s theorized ideal. Even with the help of 20+ Million weekly American Idol viewers.
Holy crap. So yeah, biggest props to Adele ever. You’re knockin out superstars left and right. And the way things are looking for next week, without another J. Lo promo machine type contender, Adele may just “Roll” hera$$ onto 8 weeks at #1, tying “The Marshall Mathers LP”.
Even The Three Faces Below, Couldn’t Benefit J. Lo
27 year old Jay Cutler has asked 24 year old Kristin Cavallari, star of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” to marry him, and she said yes. Jay surprised Kristin with a trip to Cabo San Lucas with the specific intent of asking Kristin’s hand in marriage. Jay reportedly got down on one knee overlooking the ocean while presenting Kristin with a 5 carat diamond ring. Kristin has stated that she is madly in love and couldn’t be happier. Jay came into the NFL out of Vanderbilt University playing for the Denver Broncos in 2006 and has been with the Chicago Bears since 2009.
Congratulations to the couple. And for convenience sake, glad to see that K.C. is still going to be K.C., unless she decides to make her name Kristin Cavallari-Cutler, then she’ll be K.C.C., which would probably get confusing in an email situation when she says “CC me?”, and her friends will say, “CC what? Which CC are you talking about?”
Audrina Patridge showed up to last night’s OK! US Mag party, in part with Vh1 and Bongo at the Lexington Social House in Hollywood.. and Audrina brought her entire village peeps, including her crazy tipsy a$$ momma causin mad drama on the red carpet.
The OK! party turned out to be more of a dud than expected, but I would definitely have to say the one who really kept the party goin, was of course… Audrina’s momma Lynn Patridge. As you may know by now, Audrina has her own reality show that will be on Vh1 very soon, and of course her entire family will be featured on the show, which is why they’ve been making red carpet rounds with her lately. So Audrina was interviewed and said the best member of her family for the show is her mom. She said just give her a glass of wine, and let the cameras roll and it’s non-stop laughs.
I would definitely have to agree, but it seems to me like she had more than just one glass of wine.