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Courtney Robertson And Ben Flajnik Stay Anti-Social Behind Their Bodyguard… MOBY !!!! posted by on April 29, 2012
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If Moby Was A Whack A$$ Bodyguard

SunOfLasVegas.com: The Bachelor peeps, Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson, made their Vegas Debut this weekend.  The two hit up Social House for Sushi at Crystals Mall in the MGM City Center, just before hosting a night at Pure in Caesar’s Palace.  The two had also caught some Sun at Wet Republic Pool in the MGM Grand earlier in the day.

Come on now... was that so hard ? You do it for the cameras for a living

But neither of these moments would be nearly as memorable, if not for their Moby Look-Alike VIP Host, some dude.  He looks like Moby’s non-musically inclined half-brother whose talent missed his genetic code.  He’s a little aggressive tho… dude had his hands all over me.  Sorry Fake Moby.  I don’t swing that way homey.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  But homey, keep yer hands to yourself bro.

We've got a swinger here... He swings to and fro... both ways

Don’t worry folks.  They only had to be this way since they’re contractually obligated to lend their image only to the backdrops of their venues… but still gives no excuse for man-groping Mr. Moby-NOT

Yeah dude, you’re a douche, but it’s cool  I don’t really care about Bachelor peeps anywayz, but for some reason the public falls for it.

Here’s to you fools

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

Photos: SunOfHollywood.com , SunOfLasVegas.com

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

Photos: SunOfHollywood.com , SunOfLasVegas.com

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