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I really just made her sound old didn’t I?
Well, too bad. Happy Birthday Jessica Alba, today you turn 30 !! Don’t be mad about it, it could be worse. Your birthday could’ve been 3 days ago and you would’ve shared it with Michael Lohan
There might actually be a good chance Jessica decides to take her man Cash Warren out to dinner at one of their favorite spots… BOA
One thing we do know about Jessica’s 30th year, she will be giving birth to her 2nd child.
Double congratulations.
Hotzpotz: Paris, Nicky and Xtina all like hot beef in their mouth.. So they all decided to hit up BOA Steakhouse for dinner tonight.
The Hilton sisters, Paris and Nicky went out to dinner together. Noticeably absent was Cy Waits, who has had one too many run ins with stalkers since he’s been Paris’s man, and make-shift bodyguard. She was asked on her way out if Cy was okay, and she gave a huge smile and said yes.
Christina Aguilera also decided to hit up the Beverly Hills steakhouse with her unfortunate choice of boyfriends, Matt Rutler. The two had beef and realized they were under the same roof with Christina’s good friends, The Hilton sisters.
BOA be poppin son !!
Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening. Wait, did I just say escorts? I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.
So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay
Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks. Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.
What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
But come on now, I’m not being too far off. Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it. Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan. Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?
Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.
Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.
Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead
“What’s Up” – Linda Perry, 4 Non Blondes from Greg Conners on Vimeo.




























