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This Aint Just Regular Nutz… This Is Richard Simmons Nutz !!! posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 26, 2011
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You may not think so... But Richard Simmons is THE MAN !!!!

I honestly don’t think I’ve had as riveting an experience of meeting someone the first time as I did with Richard Simmons.  We were all hanging out, waiting on Rosie Huffington-Whitely to finish getting her hair did, when suddenly, half a block down the street on Civic Center Dr., a Black SUV pulled up and dropped off someone who looked like he could’ve been Big Bird’s Long Lost Red Twin Brother, full feather outfit with Red-Lipped Frames, no lenses of course for easy access.

Richard "Raise The Roof" Simmons

Next thing I knew, about 15 dudes just started running, Braveheart Charge Style… on this quiet calm street in Beverly Hills.  Once we entered the front door of this unassuming building in a quiet neighborhood, was a room filled with more energy than a Supernova.  We’re talking folks wearing 80′s aerobics outfits, music blastin’, the whole room shakin’, and everybody’s just amazed at the energy of the “Wall Of Intrusion” collding worlds with none other than the most Flamboyant Fitness Guru of all time !!!

I swear to you, the short 60 seconds we were in there, felt like the Damn Twilight Zone… I seriously thought to myself “What the Heck did I just walk into?“  It was absolute madness.

The Nuclear Reactor Cannot Be Contained !!!

Dude was the best.  His energy at nearly 73 years young is absolutely unparalleled… And what a happy dude too.  Just his cheerful energy and that of his happy students couldn’t help but bring a smile on my face, and knock down any gloomy life cloud I may have had in that moment.

He was also kind enough to invite us all back for a free workout, and I may just have to take him up on his offer, while bringin’ it to you live.

This Man Is Waaaay Too Excited To Be Richard Simmons

So here’s to you Richard Simmons.. Props for showing us to keep living life to the fullest, even after nearly 3 Quarters of a Century… Not baggin… only bein real.

!!!!! RICHARD SIMMONS IS THE MAN !!!!!

 

Until We Meet Again Richard... Dont Miss Us Too Much !!

!!!!! RICHARD SIMMONS IS THE MAN !!!!!

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Transforms Her Hair… As Her Life Is Transformed By Fame posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 25, 2011
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Fends Off The Evil "Pappa MegaClopz"

Rosie Huntington-Whitely witnessed two forms of Transformation yesterday…

1) She Transformed her Locks and got her Hair Did

2) She saw what it’s like when you’re really under the spotlight of Media Scrutiny, Just as she finds herself now that “Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon” is just about a month away.

But this is no ordinary image of a Celebrity and Paparazzi..

Carly is caught on the attack, and even her Protector... "BumbleBuzz" can't even fend off Pappa MegaClopz

NOOOooooooOOoooo !!!

This is Carly, Sam Witwicky’s new lady now that his former girl, Mikaela, has been given the axe from all Autobot Wars after mouthing off to the Autobot RulerMikolaus Bayme“… Who some rumored was a possible fling interest just get her place in the Autobot line.

Carly is dashing out of the Byron & Tracy Salon in Beverly Hills… When she finds herself in a direct face-off against The Supremely EvilPappa MegaClopz“, ultimately ruler over the region of Beverly Hills and Hollywood.

Pappa MegaClopz, or as the pop-culture realm knows him… “Pappa… PappaClopzy

Pappa MegaClopz” is evil and invasive… His 40 eyes capture every moment and every angle of every subject’s worst nightmares… picking of the nose… a slip of the foot, or even worse, provoked assaults.

When he Transforms, he transforms from one huge 40-eyed Decepticon, into 40-separate crazed and relentless individuals, each attempting to cover a different square inch of its subject.

When these 40 Individuals have separated, they form a virtually impenetrable wall, known as the “Wall Of Intrusion‘… Hindering their subjects from all paths of freedom en route to their vehicles of escape.

"Stathamized Bling"... Found In The Form Of "Non-Engagement Rings"

Lucky for Carly, she wore “Stathamized Bling“…

Transformed into the shape of her “non-engagement” rings“. (rhyme)

It is the only weapon powerful enough to blind the floating lenses of Pappa MegaClopz and his Wall Of Intrusion… Making Carly one of the few individuals able to escape the embarassment of Pappa Clopzy and his worldwide viewership.  One of Mega Clopzy’s members even loses his footing, falling head over heels for the beautiful Carly and her “Stathamized Bling”.   “Stathamized Bling” is a group of two precious and rarest of stones, one small and one ridiculously large, from the “Cybertron” Home Planet of the Transformers.  Nicknamed “Sta-Blingy” was passed on to her by her former lover, Jason Statham

Until Sam showed her what really Transforms a boy… Into a Man.

Why else you think she smilin her a$$ off ?? That's why they call him "Sam Sam... The Autobot Man"

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