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Newly Swingin’ Single John Mayer Finally Cuts Off His Hair !!! posted by on March 29, 2013
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You're Halfway There John... Now just take Off your Hat !!

Thank God !!!

A lotta changes for John Mayer.  He and Katy Perry are reportedly done for good… which would leave him a swingin’ single again.  So why not reinvent yourself now that you’re back on the market with a nice fresh clean hair cut.. which he showed off while leaving dinner at Craig’s in West Hollywood.  He’s now trying to attract new mates and I’m sure somebody finally broke it down to him and said “John.. You Look Greasy… That’s an Overweight Mullet !! You Look Like a Dirty Beer Drinker who’s Addicted to Online Animal Porn”.  I wonder if his relationship with Katy could’ve been saved had he cut it shorter a little sooner.  But I guess we’ll never know.

And John has even more for celebrating new beginnings with his new hair-do… His throat condition, which became a growing granuloma on his vocal chords, which threatened his entire singing career, is now beginning the path towards recovery.

Which is awesome. cause as douchebaggy as people may consider John to be, he is one of the most gifted Song creators in the World, and it would be a shame for him to completely lose that gift.  And this was exactly what he was torn with in the entire process, having to even go months without speaking.

Well… we’re glad it’s looking like you’ll be back John.  Now if you can only get rid of that God awful Hat.

A Deer In Flash Lights

A Fresh Haircut and a Fresh Pair Of Uggs ;)

Light at the End of the Hygiene Tunnel

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