"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
!! Men Of Hollywood Beware !!
HurriKim Katrina… The Flynamic Duo… Is reported to have joined forces with another deadly combination that is known throughout the lands as “The KillinmenJaro Sisters“. These two sisters, Dawn Jaro and Justene Jaro, carry the unique genetic code of sultry Puerto Rico, along with the Asiatic Tropics of the Phillippines… forming the unique glare that is known to stop men dead in their tracks !!!
Hence the name “KillinmenJaro“.
We are told that “The Double Flynamic Fanny Manic Duo” have secret weapons tucked under their Publicists, ready to take over the world with the press of a button.
All sissy males who lack chivalry are urged to run and hide like a little b!tc# to their moms and their closets and duck for cover. These women are out for blood and few can stand the deadly gazes from their optical stun beams.
From what I have been told, not even Kimliette’s Romeo was able to survive the devouring mission of HurriKim Katrina and The KillinmenJaro Sisters.
My condolences go out to any poor bastard who has been left devastated by their trampling of hearts.
You should’ve evacuated when you had the chance to leave with your dignity and sanity.