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Could Jordan Carver Be Johnny Depp’s Latest Love Interest ???? posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on August 7, 2012
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Two Big Stars !!!

Could Jordan Carver be Johnny Depp’s Latest Love Interest?

Jordan Carver is seen having a cozy chat with Johnny Depp at a House in the Los Feliz Hills, and he can’t seem to get his shady eyes off her… well, I’m sure you know what you’re looking at too.  And with recent confirmation that he split with long term girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, could Jordan be his next conquest ??
Anywho, “Who Killed Johnny” is about a group of budding film makers who happen to come across the lifeless body of Johnny Depp. They then decide to use his body to have Johnny star in their film in hopes of Fame & Fortune.
Actually not forrealz.  The guy is a Johnny Depp Look alike because Jordan will be starring in an Film called “Who Killed Johnny”.  Strangely this title comes as an eerie coincidence considering the fact that the REAL Johnny Depp is always falling victim to Internet rumors of dude being dead.
The film is directed by Yangzom Brauen and produced by Yangzom and Shari Yantra Marcacci and will also feature the Swiss German, German and English languages.
But I’m sure the Whole World can’t wait to see Jordan’s “Bigness” on the “Big Screen“.  Just check out Faux Johnny Depp.  His eyes are poppin out just as big as… Not really THAT Big

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Jordan Carver Wants To Be Your Voluptuous Valentine posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on February 13, 2012
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Yes Jordan... You CAN Be MY Valentine !! Haha

When it comes to Voluptuous.. Nobody fills Lingerie quite like German Glamour Model Jordan Carver !!

So somebody Thank the Heavens Above that Jordan decided to think of you panting fans who are desperately seeking more from the woman with the most… By letting you see just how fantastic life could be if she was your one and only Valentine.

Yes, I would say this is a vision to behold for eternity, and a whole lot bigger than two hands can manage.

And as if Jordan Carver prancing around in Lingerie and wrapped in Roses wasn’t enough… She’s planning on eating EVEN MORE Sausage for Valentine’s Day 2012.

Yes, that’s right… EVEN MORE SAUSAGE !!

Jordan will be stopping by the Currywurst once again this Tuesday, which just so happens to fall on Valentine’s Day, for a special Valentine’s version of their Free Sausage February Promo, starting at 7pm.

In case you didn’t get it the last time, you can find the  Currywurst at :

109 N. Fairfax Ave.

Los Angeles, Ca.

323.413.2627

But remember, the Free Sausage giveaway begins at 7pm, and lasts 20 minutes and 12 seconds for the year 2012.

 

This Will Be The Best Valentine's Day Of Your Life

So if you’re like most people on Valentine’s Day, who are just being set up for a disappointment, you might as well pop by the Currywurst and get a glimpse of Jordan Carver wearing something sexy enough for Valentine’s Day Fantasies Come True.

I’m sure you’ll get an Eyeful !!

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Kirstina Colonna Wants To Let You In On A Little Secret… That She Is Daaaamn Fine !!!! posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on August 4, 2011
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What's Her Secret ??? SunOfHollywood.com Is Intimately Written Across Her Heart

Lucky for all of us… Not everyone is into keeping everything a secret

Let me introduce you all to Kirstina Colonna.  She recently broke into the industry when she played the female version of Bieber, as the character “Justine Bieber” the huge YouTube Spoof on Bieber’s “Never Say Never” documentary, “The Bieber Movie: For Guys“… Bieber hairstyle and all.

A Little Smile To Light Up This Really Big World

Lingerie On A Rack Never Looked So Good

Even luckier for us, she left the Bieber wig at home this time, and showed us just how daaaamn fine she truly is.

She stopped by Millions Of Milkshakes at the Culver City Westfield Shopping Center for Shawn Marion’s launch, but then decided to get a little personal with us and carry us on a little journey while perusing through the realms of every man and woman’s favorite fantasy, Victoria’s Secret.  And while set in the mood of intimate apparel, she shared a few of her thoughts on recent controversies between Playboy’s Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris… And it sounds to us like Kirstina has no qualms about elderly men taking the Blue Pill.

I think I just forgot my name

TWICE

And of course, yet another beauty secret of this Superstar on the Rise is her penchant for health conscious habits… like opting for a refreshing Jamba Juice on a Hot Summer Day… A day filled with her own hotness heating up the vicinity.

A Jamba Juice Smoothie In The Hands Of Kirstina Colonna... Refreshingly Hott !!

Oh, and the final beauty secret she shared with us… World Peace makes the World a Better Place… Proven by her Priceless Venezuelan, German, Italian and Native American Genetic Code, leaving an exotic flavor that Jamba Juice could never duplicate in a smoothie.

What Millions Of Men And Women Are Saying Right Now... "Please... Please Kirstina, Don't Leave Us !!!!"

So Thank you Kirstina, for making the world a better place… through World Peace…

Too bad she’s so damn hot that peace will forever be disturbed, from all the heads for her that turn.

Disclaimer: No Milkshakes Or Smoothies Were Harmed, Hurt, Or Melted In The Process Of This Super Hott Photo Shoot

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