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Could Jordan Carver be Johnny Depp’s Latest Love Interest?
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- Two Big Stars !!!
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When it comes to Voluptuous.. Nobody fills Lingerie quite like German Glamour Model Jordan Carver !!
So somebody Thank the Heavens Above that Jordan decided to think of you panting fans who are desperately seeking more from the woman with the most… By letting you see just how fantastic life could be if she was your one and only Valentine.
Yes, I would say this is a vision to behold for eternity, and a whole lot bigger than two hands can manage.
And as if Jordan Carver prancing around in Lingerie and wrapped in Roses wasn’t enough… She’s planning on eating EVEN MORE Sausage for Valentine’s Day 2012.
Yes, that’s right… EVEN MORE SAUSAGE !!
Jordan will be stopping by the Currywurst once again this Tuesday, which just so happens to fall on Valentine’s Day, for a special Valentine’s version of their Free Sausage February Promo, starting at 7pm.
In case you didn’t get it the last time, you can find the Currywurst at :
109 N. Fairfax Ave.
Los Angeles, Ca.
323.413.2627
But remember, the Free Sausage giveaway begins at 7pm, and lasts 20 minutes and 12 seconds for the year 2012.
So if you’re like most people on Valentine’s Day, who are just being set up for a disappointment, you might as well pop by the Currywurst and get a glimpse of Jordan Carver wearing something sexy enough for Valentine’s Day Fantasies Come True.
I’m sure you’ll get an Eyeful !!
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Photos: David Sebastian for JordanCarver.com
- Yes Jordan… You CAN Be MY Valentine !! Haha
- This Will Be The Best Valentine’s Day Of Your Life
Photos: David Sebastian for JordanCarver.com
Lucky for all of us… Not everyone is into keeping everything a secret
Let me introduce you all to Kirstina Colonna. She recently broke into the industry when she played the female version of Bieber, as the character “Justine Bieber” the huge YouTube Spoof on Bieber’s “Never Say Never” documentary, “The Bieber Movie: For Guys“… Bieber hairstyle and all.
Even luckier for us, she left the Bieber wig at home this time, and showed us just how daaaamn fine she truly is.
She stopped by Millions Of Milkshakes at the Culver City Westfield Shopping Center for Shawn Marion’s launch, but then decided to get a little personal with us and carry us on a little journey while perusing through the realms of every man and woman’s favorite fantasy, Victoria’s Secret. And while set in the mood of intimate apparel, she shared a few of her thoughts on recent controversies between Playboy’s Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris… And it sounds to us like Kirstina has no qualms about elderly men taking the Blue Pill.
And of course, yet another beauty secret of this Superstar on the Rise is her penchant for health conscious habits… like opting for a refreshing Jamba Juice on a Hot Summer Day… A day filled with her own hotness heating up the vicinity.
Oh, and the final beauty secret she shared with us… World Peace makes the World a Better Place… Proven by her Priceless Venezuelan, German, Italian and Native American Genetic Code, leaving an exotic flavor that Jamba Juice could never duplicate in a smoothie.

What Millions Of Men And Women Are Saying Right Now... "Please... Please Kirstina, Don't Leave Us !!!!"
So Thank you Kirstina, for making the world a better place… through World Peace…
Too bad she’s so damn hot that peace will forever be disturbed, from all the heads for her that turn.
Disclaimer: No Milkshakes Or Smoothies Were Harmed, Hurt, Or Melted In The Process Of This Super Hott Photo Shoot
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- What’s Her Secret ??? SunOfHollywood.com Is Intimately Written Across Her Heart
- A Little Smile To Light Up This Really Big World
- What Millions Of Men And Women Are Saying Right Now… “Please… Please Kirstina, Don’t Leave Us !!!!”
- Lingerie On A Rack Never Looked So Good
- I think I just forgot my name
- TWICE
- A Jamba Juice Smoothie In The Hands Of Kirstina Colonna… Refreshingly Hott !!
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