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Okay, so yesterday I put up a post on Audrina’s Mom, Lynn Patridge, and how everybody on the internet is searching out if she’s an alcoholic under the terms “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” and various variations of such.

Well, check out what has happened since I put up that post yesterday.  Here are the following Top 10 Search terms from both Yesterday and Today:

Okay.  So Yesterday, Audrina’s mom Lynn Patridge held 9 of the Top 10 Searches yesterday, with a little ole Sophie Turner who managed to weasel her way in at #8

And Today, Audrina’s mom, Lynn Patridge also is managing to hold down 9 of the Top 10 searches today.

Now what makes that even more fu@ked up, is if we look at the Top 25 for both days:

 

Yesterday, Lynn Patridge owned 15 of the Top 25 Searches, and today, she’s already got 17 of the Top 25 Searches

So seriously folks… I’m not trying to diss here.  I’m just telling it like it is.

And I’ll let the subject matter rest unless more undeniable evidence comes up that I feel the need to mention.  But as it’s looking, the group consensus of the world wide web is that:

 

“Lynn Patridge Is An Alcoholic”

Lynn Patridge spins to show us what it feels like inside her Head

 

 

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Okay everyone… No joke, this is gettin’ outta control.

Remember when I told you about people typing in “Kris Jenner Is Greedy” and “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” and they ended up finding my site?  Well one of those searches has been taking over in a real way, and it just so happens to coincide with the start of the show “Audrina” on VH1.  Every Sunday, the search on “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” skyrockets.

 

Now mind you, I haven’t watched a single episode of this show yet.  But I’m pretty much assuming that with every episode, people are more and more convinced that Lynn Patridge is an Alcoholic.  Seriously though, the last 8 days in a row, “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” has been the top search.

And what makes that even more fu@ked up, is that sometimes, the #2 or #3 search would be “Is Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” or “Is Lynn Patridge An Alcoholic” or “Lynn Patridge Red Wine” “Lynn Patridge Drunk“… So basically, she’ll be like #1, #2, #4, #8 in top searches, and it all refers to her as an alcoholic.

So what does that tell me?  It tells me either one of two things.  Either Lynn Patridge needs to seriously lay off the sauce, or we as a people really need to concern ourselves with more important subject matters.  There’s a whole lot more we can talk about or find information on other than whether or not Audrina Patridge’s mom is an alcoholic.

So Audrina, I know you had your birthday last week and all, and celebrated it this weekend at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand in Vegas, but young lady…

Maybe you need to tell your mom…

Yes, A Star is born in both you and me..

but it’s time we start celebrating soberly..

Especially when the cameras keep focusing

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**** Update **** : Now the new search terms that are blowin’ up the spot… “Audrina’s mom alcoholic” “Is Audrina’s mom an alcoholic”… etc.

dang