"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Lucky for all of us… Not everyone is into keeping everything a secret
Let me introduce you all to Kirstina Colonna. She recently broke into the industry when she played the female version of Bieber, as the character “Justine Bieber” the huge YouTube Spoof on Bieber’s “Never Say Never” documentary, “The Bieber Movie: For Guys“… Bieber hairstyle and all.
Even luckier for us, she left the Bieber wig at home this time, and showed us just how daaaamn fine she truly is.
She stopped by Millions Of Milkshakes at the Culver City Westfield Shopping Center for Shawn Marion’s launch, but then decided to get a little personal with us and carry us on a little journey while perusing through the realms of every man and woman’s favorite fantasy, Victoria’s Secret. And while set in the mood of intimate apparel, she shared a few of her thoughts on recent controversies between Playboy’s Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris… And it sounds to us like Kirstina has no qualms about elderly men taking the Blue Pill.
And of course, yet another beauty secret of this Superstar on the Rise is her penchant for health conscious habits… like opting for a refreshing Jamba Juice on a Hot Summer Day… A day filled with her own hotness heating up the vicinity.
Oh, and the final beauty secret she shared with us… World Peace makes the World a Better Place… Proven by her Priceless Venezuelan, German, Italian and Native American Genetic Code, leaving an exotic flavor that Jamba Juice could never duplicate in a smoothie.
So Thank you Kirstina, for making the world a better place… through World Peace…
Too bad she’s so damn hot that peace will forever be disturbed, from all the heads for her that turn.
Disclaimer: No Milkshakes Or Smoothies Were Harmed, Hurt, Or Melted In The Process Of This Super Hott Photo Shoot