"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Paula Abdul has just finalized her deal with Simon Cowell and his new monster machine, “X-Factor“. Paula will be joining Simon, Antonio “L.A.” Reid, and Cheryl Cole as judges.
Cheryl flew into Los Angeles yesterday, and the entire judge panel is set to hit downtown Los Angeles today, for auditions for the show.
Will you be there?
Simon Cowell’s looking like he’s trying to have another hist TV show on his hands, cause X-Factor is getting poppin !!
Not only did we just recently find out that he’s bringin’ on two fine ladies.. Paul Abdul and Cheryl Cole, but now we find out he’s bringing on EVEN FINER NICOLE SCHERZINGER !!!
Nicole is set to be the host of X-Factor, and thank God he didn’t decide to go with another Metrosexual Ryan Seacrest type.
Ya know, when you look at Paula, Cheryl, Nicole, and Simon’s former girlfriend, Terry Seymour, I would have to say I think we’ve found Simon’s type.
I aint mad atchya Simon. Fill up the roster with more of “your type” please, and I will tune in !!
So I’m sure everybody saw the performance of NKOTBSB on DWTS. And while everybody seemed to get lost in the hypnosis of the OIJPOAIDJFKLJA style letters and acronyms, somebody in PR should’ve realized what they were really saying here.
I understand NKOTB ends in B, and BSB starts with B, so you would think it’s the logical place to link the two names (or acronyms of names) together to form your super group. But what you’re really saying is:
NEW KIDS ON THE BACKSTREET BOYS
Umm… Okay, yeah you should’ve thought that one through gentlemen. This gives a whole new meaning to the term “Boy Band”.
And maybe that ‘s what they always meant by “Backstreet“…
Somewhere Lance Bass is saying “Where do I sign up?”
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