The Red Headed Crackhead... Superman Can't Save You Now

What The Hell Is Wrong With This Beeyoch !!!  This Is Your Brain On Drugs !!!!

I can’t take it no more… And I’m sure the public can’t take watching this debacle any longer either.

Lindsay Lohan is now accused of not ONE, but TWO altercations at the Standard Hotel and their Smoke & Mirrors club.. the first alleged incident occurred 2 weeks ago, just a few days after the Judge lifted her formal probation.  There have since been 3 police reports filed against the crackhead, and she denied ever being in the Hotel.

Then, a 2nd altercation occurred just two nights ago, and also involved her dysfunctional father, Michael “Shut-Your-Mouth-About-Things-You-Know-Nothing-Of” Lohan, also at the Standard Hotel.. which seemed a little too coincidental if she claims she never went there the first time.  Only idiot crackheads go back to the scene of the crime, like Amanda Bynes and her recent DUI, also at the Standard.  Damn… they’re setting new Standards for Crackhead Drunkenness.

Well, chick is denying both incidents.  But now, video surveillance footage from the Standard Hotel in Hollywood has been turned over to authorities, and they have stated that Lindsay Lohan was clearly at the Standard on the night of the first alleged incident, even though she told Police otherwise.

So now, not only did she go to a club after a Judge told her to quit her clubbing and partying ways, but chick straight lied to cops regarding her whereabouts that night.  Not a good look for someone who just got off probation

I don’t know about you… but that sounds like some straight crackhead s#!t to me yo.  Girl’s brain has been way too fried over the years from all of her poor choices.  And now, chick can’t even act like a normal human being.

Sorry folks… but it’s.. about.. to go.. Down

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

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