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Newly Swingin’ Single John Mayer Finally Cuts Off His Hair !!! posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on March 29, 2013
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You're Halfway There John... Now just take Off your Hat !!

Thank God !!!

A lotta changes for John Mayer.  He and Katy Perry are reportedly done for good… which would leave him a swingin’ single again.  So why not reinvent yourself now that you’re back on the market with a nice fresh clean hair cut.. which he showed off while leaving dinner at Craig’s in West Hollywood.  He’s now trying to attract new mates and I’m sure somebody finally broke it down to him and said “John.. You Look Greasy… That’s an Overweight Mullet !! You Look Like a Dirty Beer Drinker who’s Addicted to Online Animal Porn”.  I wonder if his relationship with Katy could’ve been saved had he cut it shorter a little sooner.  But I guess we’ll never know.

And John has even more for celebrating new beginnings with his new hair-do… His throat condition, which became a growing granuloma on his vocal chords, which threatened his entire singing career, is now beginning the path towards recovery.

Which is awesome. cause as douchebaggy as people may consider John to be, he is one of the most gifted Song creators in the World, and it would be a shame for him to completely lose that gift.  And this was exactly what he was torn with in the entire process, having to even go months without speaking.

Well… we’re glad it’s looking like you’ll be back John.  Now if you can only get rid of that God awful Hat.

A Deer In Flash Lights

A Fresh Haircut and a Fresh Pair Of Uggs ;)

Light at the End of the Hygiene Tunnel

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More Girls Of Greystone Mannerisms: Puma Swede Gets A Little Too Cray… And Grabs TMZ By The Balls posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on December 9, 2011
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She Bought Herself An Expensive Pair Of Pumas

I don’t know what it is about Greystone Manor, and the Girls that have no manners… But Porn Star Puma Swede came out of there last night, looking like a Drunk a$$ Heidi Montag who just got her a$$ beat.. or lookin like if Heidi Montag had a daughter with Courtney Love that turned to Porn.

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So with all her slurred speech, she managed to gather up her motor skills just enough to attack and grab the family jewels of TMZ Videographer, Chris Lance.  You might remember him when he had a personal moment with Jeff Bridges not long ago.  Well last night, he had another personal moment, in the form of Puma Swede.

Puma Swede Giving A Flashlight Fellatio

Heidi Montag... Is That Your Drunka$$ ??

She actually challenged him, saying she would show him her boobs if he showed her his Penis.  When he declined the offer, she screamed out that it must be because he has a small one.  So she ran after him until she got her groping hunger satisfied.

But just when we thought that was all, she drives off with Roman Chaivent, The Ex-boyfriend of Shauna Sand and Hollywood Club Promoter.

Golden Globes

I guess Puma just couldn’t let the evening go without flashing those Puppies Paid for by Pornography Paychecks.  The Porsche drove off with her showing off her Pair of Puma’s, while flippin the bird.

Before...

And After... I think the one one the Left is about to Pop !!!

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