"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Joe Jonas was spotted at Katsuya in Hollywood last night, where he dined all by his lonesome… Well, at least not with anybody who wasn’t on payroll as the hired help.
Perhaps he was trying to reminisce on the lost days of Twilight star Ashley Greene. If you ever saw pictures of the two together, Joe always looked like he wanted to be elsewhere, prompting rumors that he might actually be homosexual, and causing people to ask him everywhere he goes “Are You Gay?”.
Well, I’ve been assured by some insiders that he’s definitely not gay, and has in fact been with more hot chicks than you can dream of.
But I guess for now he’s opting for a quiet night out. He did however find a visitor in Adam Sabbagh, Mr. Arab 2008, who recently made headlines for purchasing David Beckham’s Matte Black Porsche for a huge sum of money.
Well, let’s hope Joe won’t be the only “Alonas Brother“, and one of these days, will break out of his solitude. Until then, I guess it’s just Adam and Joe… Like that’s not suspicious