"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
I guess since it’s an NBA Lockout, all the players have to resort to making Millions of Milkshakes, cause just two days after Shawn Marion got his shake, soon to be NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman came through with his own shake designed for party animals like Rodman.
So Dennis brought his colorful splendor down to the Culver City Shopping Westfield Shopping Center to make his own shake at Millions of Milkshakes, but he of course decided to add to the “Hangover” crowd, as did Hangover 2’s Kim Lee, by including the GTOX Detox Formula. As a matter of fact, Dennis was so excited about introducing this GTOX Milkshake, that he even made the shake and introduced it on last night’s Jay Leno Show.
So the Official name of Dennis’s Shake is the “GTOX Hangover Blocker Shake“, which includes pineapple, mango, strawberries, The GTOX Detox Formula, and Vanilla Ice Cream… oh, and he did opt for some Soy Milk as well.
Dennis had a lot of great things to share while being interviewed before making the shake. He even spoke of the NBA Lockout, and said that “When you basically have players making Millions of dollars essentially doing nothing, you’re going to have problems. Then you have players getting injured and wanting to sit out a year making $60 Million Dollars.” He also said “The Days of 8 Figure Salaries Are over“.
Dennis, who played for 2 of the most successful NBA Franchises in NBA History, the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, as well as teaming up with the Los Angeles Lakers with Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal. Dennis is also the rightful owner of 5 Championship rings and will be receiving his place in the Naismith Hall of Fame this year, and it’s only proper that Coach Phil Jackson will be introducing the new inductee, who coached him for both Lakers and the Bulls.
Dennis is a Seven Time Leader in the NBA in Rebounds, but his wild antics in life off the court caused much controversy to surround his career, and has been linked to relationships with both Madonna and Carmen Electra… making him not just “The Man“, but the “Rod-Man“. Sadly, Dennis even thought he would never make the Hall of Fame, thinking his off court choices didn’t properly represent the Hall. Even his colleagues doubted he would ever get in.
But the committee knew that Dennis advanced the game in many areas, and one can’t deny he was probably the most Rock Star of NBA Players of all times, as displayed by his choice of outfits for Millions of Milkshakes.
So Props to you Dennis, for being a Legendary who went against all odds, and not only know how to be a wild enough man to require GTOX in a Milkshake, but to also be wise enough to properly interpret NBA Lockouts.
Photos : www.SunOfHollywood.com
Photos : www.SunOfHollywood.com
Lucky for all of us… Not everyone is into keeping everything a secret
Let me introduce you all to Kirstina Colonna. She recently broke into the industry when she played the female version of Bieber, as the character “Justine Bieber” the huge YouTube Spoof on Bieber’s “Never Say Never” documentary, “The Bieber Movie: For Guys“… Bieber hairstyle and all.
Even luckier for us, she left the Bieber wig at home this time, and showed us just how daaaamn fine she truly is.
She stopped by Millions Of Milkshakes at the Culver City Westfield Shopping Center for Shawn Marion’s launch, but then decided to get a little personal with us and carry us on a little journey while perusing through the realms of every man and woman’s favorite fantasy, Victoria’s Secret. And while set in the mood of intimate apparel, she shared a few of her thoughts on recent controversies between Playboy’s Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris… And it sounds to us like Kirstina has no qualms about elderly men taking the Blue Pill.
And of course, yet another beauty secret of this Superstar on the Rise is her penchant for health conscious habits… like opting for a refreshing Jamba Juice on a Hot Summer Day… A day filled with her own hotness heating up the vicinity.
Oh, and the final beauty secret she shared with us… World Peace makes the World a Better Place… Proven by her Priceless Venezuelan, German, Italian and Native American Genetic Code, leaving an exotic flavor that Jamba Juice could never duplicate in a smoothie.
So Thank you Kirstina, for making the world a better place… through World Peace…
Too bad she’s so damn hot that peace will forever be disturbed, from all the heads for her that turn.
Disclaimer: No Milkshakes Or Smoothies Were Harmed, Hurt, Or Melted In The Process Of This Super Hott Photo Shoot
Shawn Marion stopped by “Millions Of Milkshakes” at the Culver City Westfield Shopping Center yesterday to get his own Signature Milkshake, as everyone does.
It was really interesting though, considering that Shawn belongs to the team that usurped the Lakers on their path towards solidifying a Three Peat Dynasty.
But it was all love at the mall. As soon as Shawn came out, tons of fans began to crowd around and show nothing but support for dude in the City of Angels. Shawn was also seen with Kirstina Colonna, who’s so hott she melted all the Milkshakes, so I had to save more pics of her for another post. Stay In Tune !!
But let’s just hope Shawn and the Dallas Mavericks don’t do it again next year. We’d definitely like to see Kobe get a 6th ring !!