Kris... It's time to ease up on your kids.. You all are rich enough as it is

Khloe Kardashian has broken her silence and finally become vocal about how fed up she is with the whole world commenting on her weight.  She has recently made statements that the unrealistic images desired by Hollywood and its Industry make it difficult for her to have a healthy perspective on herself.

“I always get comments on my weight, People (probably her momma) want me to be a certain size. I am a size six, and in the normal world, that is not fat—but to Hollywood, sometimes being a six is way too big. But when the world literally gets on you every single day and tells you, ‘You’re fat, you’re fat, you’re fat,’ eventually you are going to break and agree.”

But what stands out most are Khloe’s statements regarding her Mother, Kris Jenner’s pressure to succeed, especially as it is directly correlated with the success of one of their endorsement brands, QuickTrim.

“The reason why I blew up was because my mom told me that I am too fat and that I am ruining what we all worked for. We have a brand, QuickTrim and this and that—and that I am ruining all of the that single-handedly. To have that pressure and to have someone tell you that, I snap and I break down and I cry.

“My weight has been a struggle for me my entire life, and I know it will always be a struggle for me, but I try to be healthy, diet and exercise as best as I could. Everyone falls off every now and then, but I am trying to live a healthy life and do what is best for me.”

While I’ve joked around about Kris Jenner pimping out her kids, it is clear now that the driving force behind the Kardashian family powerhouse has begun to go overboard.  Truth be told, the family made $65 Million Dollars last year.  How much do you think they made before that?  Maybe $30 Million?  What about the year before that?  Maybe $15 Million?

So conceivably, the family has netted, Oh, I would say about $100 Million over the course of the last 3 years.  That’s a huge amount of money, in a very short amount of time.

If Khloe wants to sit on her non-skinny ass a little longer, she might as well.  I can see how it would be a problem with QuickTrim.  Either the pills work, and Khloe’s not taking them, or the pills don’t work. And it doesn’t help that her older but smaller sister is Kim Kardashian. Well, in the end, we know none of the Kardashian sisters are taking QuikTrim, and it’s all about the loot.. (that’s L$$T in the eyes of the greedy).

And in the end, it’s looking like Khloe really has the last laugh.  Because when everybody was trying to hook Khloe up with a date, and couldn’t, she still managed to somehow nab herself an NBA Champion faster than Kim and Kourtney can maintain a steady, normal-minded boyfriend.

Props Khloe.  Tell your moms to ‘SHUTYERTRAP“… OR “SHUTHOLE”

Photo: www.SunOfHollywood.com

Updated Commentary: Not to say that this would be a guaranteed instance to occur.. but let’s say perhaps one day we find the long term effects of QuickTrim is something like a Hydroxycut, where people realize the formulas in these diet pills / weight burners may have harmful health risks. Not to say this may happen, but it definitely can when you’re dealing with any type of pill of this nature.

Should that happen, maybe Kris would realize her folly in losing her daughter’s relationship, even though she was the only one to keep you from being attached to a brand that you are disappointed in. Sorta like a prepaid MasterCard, only lives could be lost.

Rule to all: Never let business come in between family. We all will eventually have to pass on from this world, and when that time happens, you’ll wish you never let the business tear you apart from the only real thing you had, and that was the lives and hearts of your loved ones

Kardashians and Jenners and Odoms... Oh my !

I guess that’s a new take on the old adage “The family that prays together… Stays together”

Cause really, when you’ve got a family pulling in about $80 Million a year, who needs prayer?  Okay, forgive the blasphemous statement, but this family is off and running circles around the industry.  The Kardashian clan raked in a reported $65 million last year, based on their reality shows and other endorsements, and that’s not even including Lamar Odom’s salary with the Championship Los Angeles Lakers.

The entire family came out last night to support Lamar and Khloe’s launch for their fragrance “Unbreakable” at The Redbury Hotel in Hollywood, and this family is definitely showing that they’re unbreakable, knowing that without their family ties that bind, they might be broke right now.

As you can see we’ve got 9 breadwinners (I say 9 cause it’s looking like Kendall and Kylie are on their way, thanks to Kris the new Hollywood Madame), and they’re definitely all smiles showing their support.  And when your family is making 8 figures together as a group, I doubt any of them want to break off and do a solo thing without their bloodline assistants.

But one person who is noticeably absent is Brody Jenner, who’s been real busy with Avril Lavigne lately, probably trying to start his own clan.  I guess he’s still hot and bothered by the whole “Joe Francis punched Jayde Nicole and yet Joe still showed up to Khloe’s Wedding” thing.  And even though Brody and Jayde Nicole are old news and he seems to be happy as heck with Avril, he appears to still be taking the whole debacle personally, choosing not to support Khloe and Lamar’s fragrance launch, just as he chose not to show up to their wedding.  If I were you Brody, I wouldn’t turn your back against your ballin a$$ family, cause it’s looking like you’re gonna end up the poor one of the bunch.

Speaking of poor ones of the bunch, as powerful as this powerhouse family of 9 is becoming, they still didn’t make as much as one Beyonce.  Now that’s RiLLuminati.