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Could Jordan Carver Be Johnny Depp’s Latest Love Interest ???? posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on August 7, 2012
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Two Big Stars !!!

Could Jordan Carver be Johnny Depp’s Latest Love Interest?

Jordan Carver is seen having a cozy chat with Johnny Depp at a House in the Los Feliz Hills, and he can’t seem to get his shady eyes off her… well, I’m sure you know what you’re looking at too.  And with recent confirmation that he split with long term girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, could Jordan be his next conquest ??
Anywho, “Who Killed Johnny” is about a group of budding film makers who happen to come across the lifeless body of Johnny Depp. They then decide to use his body to have Johnny star in their film in hopes of Fame & Fortune.
Actually not forrealz.  The guy is a Johnny Depp Look alike because Jordan will be starring in an Film called “Who Killed Johnny”.  Strangely this title comes as an eerie coincidence considering the fact that the REAL Johnny Depp is always falling victim to Internet rumors of dude being dead.
The film is directed by Yangzom Brauen and produced by Yangzom and Shari Yantra Marcacci and will also feature the Swiss German, German and English languages.
But I’m sure the Whole World can’t wait to see Jordan’s “Bigness” on the “Big Screen“.  Just check out Faux Johnny Depp.  His eyes are poppin out just as big as… Not really THAT Big

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Winona Ryder… Catches A Ride With Cameras Behind Her posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on February 27, 2012
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Winona Ryder.. Catchin Non Cases With Her Female Driver

Better catchin a ride than catchin a case.

That’s right. Ms. Sticky Fingaz herself caught a ride outside of Chateau Marmont in Hollywood this weekend at yet another Pre-Oscars Gala.  She did her best to run off without getting noticed.  You’d almost swear she was running from security cameras at your local mall.

Those Infamous Five Sticky Fingers Of Hers Love Picking Up On Super Shopper Discounts

But it was just paparazzi trying to catch a glimpse of Johnny Depp’s closest equivalent to a High-School Sweetheart.  Now that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are on the rox, who do you think he’ll hit up first on an ex-booty call ?? Winona ? Or Kate Moss?  Or will he finally decided to be with Keira Knightley on the set of the (unfortunately) next Pirates of the Caribbean ?

At least there’s no way of getting a Five Finger Discount at Valet.  Otherwise, Winona might find herself in some hot legal water yet again.

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