Buy 1 Get 1 Free Iron Red Lobster Tails

Don’t get me wrong.. the Iron Man Mark VII Case for Apple iPhone 5 by Brando is Dope… But it DEFINITELY looks like a little handheld Lobster Tail.

And it comes out just in time in April to help hype up the release of Iron Man 3 on May 3.

It’s only $50 and even has a Battery Operated LED arc reactor and flip out shoulder to expose the lens.. all reminiscent of another great Tony Stark invention.  Def a Clunker… and don’t bring it around any Hungry Patrons at Red Lobster.  And I def don’t see any chicks rollin around in this thing. they might break a nail.

But this looks about the funnest cell phone case I ever did see.

"Aaarggh... You'll Never Get The Meat In My Claw" - Sebastian

You Know You Want My Iron Inches In Your Hand

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The Fall Of Apple's Maps

Ever since the introduction of the Apple iPhone 5, the entire world has been complaining about the inaccuracies of their new Apple Maps Navigation application. Just a few months ago, Apple CEO Tim Cook even had to publicly apologize for how terrible Apple Maps was.

Things even got so bad, that the Australian Police even had to warn their citizens to no longer use Apple Maps after Police had to respond to several incidents of “Life Threatning” situations after Apple Maps led drivers deep into dangerous realms of Murray Sunset National Park.

Victoria State police said they answered 5 calls where drivers were stranded, and some were without food and water for 45 hours and had to travel through rough and dangerous terrain before they could get phone reception.  Those stranded were apparently looking for the city of Mildura, located about 70 kilometers away.

It’s no wonder with such a severe announcement by any National Government… that Apple finally decided to bring Google Maps back to their iOS 6 operating system, which is now available at their App Store.

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That’s What Some Really Really Dumb Guys Did Last Week… Giving Them Another Dose Of Instant Karma.

2 Dudes decided to drive a BMW through the Window Facade of an Apple Store last week, and stole a whole bunch of WORTHLESS iPhone 4’s and stuff, possibly an iPad or something… just a day after announcing the iPhone 5.

And since Driver Dude drove his car ALL THE WAY INTO the Store, the sturdy Apple Architectural Engineering prevented dumb ass Driver Dude from Driver Dudin his way outta there.  Essentially, dude got stuck and was completely unable to drive himself out.

Now, you would think that people would likely do this with a STOLEN Car and not their own.  However, it was the Driver’s OWN BMW X5.  Unfortunately for DumDums, the vehicle’s License Plate got stuck in the grating of the window.  The iPhone Snatcher couldn’t successfully Snatchback the iPad sized License Plate.  He was then apprehended by Judge “I Am The Law” Dredd (remake coming soon) in form of the Sheriffs that got there just fast enough for dude to not even get enough merchandise to be worth anything at all.

Not ANYTHING At All Worth Time in Prison.  And that’s Just What He Got cause Driver Dude is Currently being held on $600,000 Bail.  It’s like if you were gonna be that dumb and get caught anyway, at least wait until the iPhone 5 came out and gift yourself a few more weeks of Freedom.

They Usually Try To Say That Crime Don’t Pay

We Should All See Our Karma On The Same Damn Day

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com