Ashley Greene let go of one sucker to hold another

Hotzpotz: Ashley Greene was spotted yesterday seeking solace in some good ole fashioned retail therapy at one of LA’s favorite outdoor malls, The Grove.

Newly single Ashley was spotted out with friends and just enjoying the sunshine and the beauty of the day.  And why wouldn’t she?  She just let go of nearly 150 pounds of dead weight… Joe Jonas

Now I don’t know about you, but many consider Ashley to be one of the most desired women in young Hollywood these days.  But somebody obviously didn’t give Joe Jonas the memo.  Psychologists specializing in Body Language Psychology even noticed that Joe seemed very distant from Ashley, almost as if he was pushing the poor little Twilight star away.  We’re talking she would have her arm around his, while his hands were all in his pockets.

YOU FOOL !!

I don’t know, maybe all the screaming prepubescent tweens got him thinking he doesn’t need one woman.  Well, very well then Joe.  There’s about a few million dudes who are waiting in line. And I think Ashley knew that. So she’s already been dating Jared Followill of Kings of Leon and was then tied to Chris Evans just a week or so after.

DANG ASHLEY !!  Slow down girl… I think Joe gets the point already

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