That's Right Michael... Milk It For All It's Worth

Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening.  Wait, did I just say escorts?  I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.

So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay

Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks.  Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.

What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence.  I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

But come on now, I’m not being too far off.  Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it.  Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan.  Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?

Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.

Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.

Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead

“What’s Up” – Linda Perry, 4 Non Blondes from Greg Conners on Vimeo.

Lindsay Kleptohand is a free woman, again, after being not free, again

Linday Klepthand (Lohan) posted bail at Lynwood Correctional Facility. I think they need to change the name from “Lynwood” to “Lindswood” since it is like her frequent bed & breakfast and all.

Nothandsome Ronson in some accidental exposure

So she’s out now and was just spotted arriving back to the comforts of her Venice Beach rental. I wonder if Lindsay and Samantha will wallow in their sorrows together… with her and all her jailhouse visits and Sam’s recent car accident.

They can celebrate life together, as lovers once again !!

Back in happier times... Samantha's 31st B-day with Lindsay on August 7, 2008

Photo Credit : SunOfHollywood.com

You should've stuck with that as a necklace Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan went to the Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles today for the umpteenth time.  Her necklace incident got reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor but it was still a violation of her probation stemming from her first or 2nd or whatever DUI it was.

So now she’s being shipped off to the Lynwood County Jail for Women again, a place that Lindsay should be able to call home now, since she’s a regular visitor.

It’s really unfortunate that this should go down, because she just got the role in the new Gotti film, but all of that is now questionable. But who knows, maybe being in the klinker can give her a few more tips on what it’s like to be a genuine Gotti.

I’ll tell you this.  I remember back in 2007, when it was my old TMZ days, I witnessed Lindsay and her assistant at the time, Jazz, driving hella crazy around Malibu and on the Pacific Coast Highway.  Later that evening, I was told they were driving almost 140 mph trying to dodge the paparazzi.

Now mind you, I understand paparazzi / celebrity chases are no good.  But that doesn’t mean the celebrity should drive over 100 miles per hour just to avoid the photogs, cause they unfortunately will follow in a high speed pursuit, exponentially increasing such a dangerous activity.

I wrote in my shoot report with my footage that we should say something in the web post to warn her of how dangerous this type of activity on public roads would be to both herself and others.  TMZ being the non-insightful and non-prophetic people that they are, chose not to write my suggestion in the post.

The next evening was her 2007 DUI arrest after her high speed chase on PCH.

Waiting for Mug Shot #5

Lindsay and Victoria are the new Hugh and Marston... Clones Forrealz

It’s official.  Lindsay’s career was back on track in the realest way, and if you don’t agree, you’ll get your fu*kin heads cut off !!

Just moments ago, the entire Gotti family, John Travolta and Lindsay Lohan held a press conference at the Sheraton New York Hotel and Towers to announce the finalization of the cast for “Gotti: Three Generations”.  Man, this is turning out to be the most highlyanticipated film based on the casting alone!!

Like Father, Like Daughter... In Truth And On Film

Victoria Gotti and Lindsay posed together looking like they could be the next set of clones on the block.  And it’s clear Victoria chose Lindsay because that’s how she wants the younger version of herself to be remembered.  I would say the girls made a smart move though, gettin’ their hair did the same way just to show how right they are.

These guys showed Pauly D how it's done

And John and John, Gotti and Travolta, were also celebrating the announcement, along with John’s 3 sons, Frank, John Jr. And Carmine.. ya know, the original young Gotti Boys that taught a young Pauly D how to do his hair after watching doomed episodes of “Growing Up Gotti”

Good to see Lindsay bounce back.  Maybe the whole necklace thing was just her doing research on what it’s like to be the daughter of a crime family.