Who would’ve thunkit ???

Bobby Brown and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Restaurateur Lisa Vanderpump are BFF’s ???

Cause they were spotted having a huge gathering at Madeo’s Last night which included my peeps, Bobby’s Wife Alicia Etheridge and my Homegirl Djata Grant… just before Bobby is going to be away for a short time stemming from his recent DUI Arrest.

And Lisa seems to be seeping her way into everywhere she can with Pop Culture, from RHOBH to being a part of the new cast of DWTS.. and now Bobby Brown’s Bestie ???

You gotta admit tho… when you’re faced with such an unfortunate circumstance as doing a Bid… It’s good to know you’ve got supportive peeps who are willing to Celebrate your time away.. just before going away.

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That’s What Some Really Really Dumb Guys Did Last Week… Giving Them Another Dose Of Instant Karma.

2 Dudes decided to drive a BMW through the Window Facade of an Apple Store last week, and stole a whole bunch of WORTHLESS iPhone 4’s and stuff, possibly an iPad or something… just a day after announcing the iPhone 5.

And since Driver Dude drove his car ALL THE WAY INTO the Store, the sturdy Apple Architectural Engineering prevented dumb ass Driver Dude from Driver Dudin his way outta there.  Essentially, dude got stuck and was completely unable to drive himself out.

Now, you would think that people would likely do this with a STOLEN Car and not their own.  However, it was the Driver’s OWN BMW X5.  Unfortunately for DumDums, the vehicle’s License Plate got stuck in the grating of the window.  The iPhone Snatcher couldn’t successfully Snatchback the iPad sized License Plate.  He was then apprehended by Judge “I Am The Law” Dredd (remake coming soon) in form of the Sheriffs that got there just fast enough for dude to not even get enough merchandise to be worth anything at all.

Not ANYTHING At All Worth Time in Prison.  And that’s Just What He Got cause Driver Dude is Currently being held on $600,000 Bail.  It’s like if you were gonna be that dumb and get caught anyway, at least wait until the iPhone 5 came out and gift yourself a few more weeks of Freedom.

They Usually Try To Say That Crime Don’t Pay

We Should All See Our Karma On The Same Damn Day

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) since 2007, in the hands of the New York Police today after a New York Hotel Housekeeping Employee accused the 62-year old of chasing her down the Hotel hallway, naked, and attempting to sexually assault her.

The Hotel employee picked Strauss-Kahn out of a police lineup shortly after he was arrested.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn was the former Finance Minister of France, and many considered him to be a potential candidate for French presidency. Unfortunately he was accused by many of corruption when leaving his position in 1999.. His career has been filled with indiscretions, while in such a high-profile position, thus granting him the nickname “The Hot Rabbit“. Strauss-Kahn reportedly had an affair with a Senior Executive at the IMF shortly after he began his position there. Strauss-Kahn is married, in his 3rd marriage, and is the father of four daughters. Dominique also has a PH.D in Economics and holds a Law Degree.

The Housekeeping Employee alleges that she was cleaning the luxury $3,000 a night suite around 1 p.m. Saturday and thought she was alone. She says Strauss-Kahn then emerged from the bedroom naked, and begun to try and force himself on her. She then ran down the hallway of the suite to escape, but he ran after her and continued to try and force himself on her in the bathroom. He tried to remove her underwear, but she got away.

The employee immediately ran to the Hotel front desk and reported the incident. The Hotel then notified the New York Police Department. Police arrived on the scene, and Strauss-Kahn had already fled the scene, leaving his cell phone behind. It was known that he was set to be on a plane to France, so NYPD contacted the New York Port Authority and requested they hold the plane.

Two plain-clothed police officers boarded the plane just before the door closed and found Strauss-Kahn seated in first class. It is reported that he offered “no resistance” and is now in Police custody.

His legal team gave no comment as to whether or not his Diplomatic Immunity would honor him in such a charge.

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That's Right Michael... Milk It For All It's Worth

Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening.  Wait, did I just say escorts?  I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.

So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay

Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks.  Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.

What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence.  I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

But come on now, I’m not being too far off.  Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it.  Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan.  Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?

Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.

Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.

Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead

“What’s Up” – Linda Perry, 4 Non Blondes from Greg Conners on Vimeo.

I don't know about you... But I would get the FU@K up outta there

Taliban militants tunneled at least 480 inmates out of the main prison in southern Afghanistan overnight, whisking them through a 1,000-foot-long underground passage they had dug over months, officials and insurgents said Monday.

The militants began digging the tunnel about five months ago from a house within shooting distance of the prison guard towers. It was not immediately clear whether they lived in the house while they dug. They meticulously plotted the tunnel’s course around police checkpoints and major roads, the insurgent group said in a statement.

The diggers finally broke through to the prison cells around 11 p.m. Sunday night, and a handful of inmates who knew of the plan unlocked cells and ushered hundreds of inmates to freedom without a shot being fired.

Officials at Sarposa prison in the city of Kandahar, the birthplace of the Taliban, say they only discovered the breach at about 4 a.m., a half hour after the Taliban said they had gotten all the prisoners out.

Lindsay Kleptohand is a free woman, again, after being not free, again

Linday Klepthand (Lohan) posted bail at Lynwood Correctional Facility. I think they need to change the name from “Lynwood” to “Lindswood” since it is like her frequent bed & breakfast and all.

Nothandsome Ronson in some accidental exposure

So she’s out now and was just spotted arriving back to the comforts of her Venice Beach rental. I wonder if Lindsay and Samantha will wallow in their sorrows together… with her and all her jailhouse visits and Sam’s recent car accident.

They can celebrate life together, as lovers once again !!

Back in happier times... Samantha's 31st B-day with Lindsay on August 7, 2008

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Now you may have seen this video already… But now you get to see it at the source, in its entirety, with IHOP and all !!!!.

And just to prove to you that yer boy Prophecy is indeed the source…

The Truest Source Of The Newest Noise... Prophecy.. The Sun Of Hollywood

Yeah, that’s one breaking news story on Radar, and another on TMZ, all in less than my first week live on line.

Peep game bizznatches… Run for cover and beg for mercy