You look like a Vampire

Rob Pattinson had his own wax sculpture revealed at Madame Tussaud’s Washington D.C. location on Earth Day, April 22nd.  I don’t know about you, but that wax figure’s lookin a little greasy.  Interesting part is, there are always rumors that the “Twilight” star despises showering and washing her hair.

I guess a wax figure is just a little bit ironic… dontchyha think?

Kardashians and Jenners and Odoms... Oh my !

I guess that’s a new take on the old adage “The family that prays together… Stays together”

Cause really, when you’ve got a family pulling in about $80 Million a year, who needs prayer?  Okay, forgive the blasphemous statement, but this family is off and running circles around the industry.  The Kardashian clan raked in a reported $65 million last year, based on their reality shows and other endorsements, and that’s not even including Lamar Odom’s salary with the Championship Los Angeles Lakers.

The entire family came out last night to support Lamar and Khloe’s launch for their fragrance “Unbreakable” at The Redbury Hotel in Hollywood, and this family is definitely showing that they’re unbreakable, knowing that without their family ties that bind, they might be broke right now.

As you can see we’ve got 9 breadwinners (I say 9 cause it’s looking like Kendall and Kylie are on their way, thanks to Kris the new Hollywood Madame), and they’re definitely all smiles showing their support.  And when your family is making 8 figures together as a group, I doubt any of them want to break off and do a solo thing without their bloodline assistants.

But one person who is noticeably absent is Brody Jenner, who’s been real busy with Avril Lavigne lately, probably trying to start his own clan.  I guess he’s still hot and bothered by the whole “Joe Francis punched Jayde Nicole and yet Joe still showed up to Khloe’s Wedding” thing.  And even though Brody and Jayde Nicole are old news and he seems to be happy as heck with Avril, he appears to still be taking the whole debacle personally, choosing not to support Khloe and Lamar’s fragrance launch, just as he chose not to show up to their wedding.  If I were you Brody, I wouldn’t turn your back against your ballin a$$ family, cause it’s looking like you’re gonna end up the poor one of the bunch.

Speaking of poor ones of the bunch, as powerful as this powerhouse family of 9 is becoming, they still didn’t make as much as one Beyonce.  Now that’s RiLLuminati.

Reese Witherspoon has perfect her stroke technique

I’m talking about Elephant Trunks you silly eeediot !! Getchyo mind out the gutter !

Now this is what I call extreme marketing.  Spare no expense and get maximum value.  These fools straight chilled with a live full size elephant at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica, California.  Can you believe that?

Now, I really would’ve liked it if they actually rode with the elephant on the Ferris Wheel.  Now that would’ve been way more impressive.  I might’ve even guaranteed I would’ve bought a movie ticket just on the strength of that sight alone.  But just an elephant in a hotel parking lot in Santa Monica… Not fully impressed yet.

haha, j/k

Anyhow, this film is finally coming out on April 22nd, Earth Day, and it’s about frickin time.  There was much speculation last year about Rob and Reese being an item on set for this film, and Rob forgetting about what’s her name, Kristin Stewart.  Well, those rumors def hold no merit now that Reese got married last week.

More eeediots!!!

Be careful elephant.. You don't know where Rob's mouth has been !

Will you watch this movie? Of a Veterinarian who joins the circus and falls for their star?

If you watch it… Rob will feed the elephant his nuts.

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