They'll Make You Wish You Were A Fat & Hairy Alcoholic With An Out Of Shape, Overly Stuffed Belly... And A Really Dirty Mouth

Not only is this dude the Star of a Seth MacFarlane created Box-Office Winner with Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis…

But he gets to lay in bed with 2 Writhing Hot Bodies belonging to Nikki Giavasis and Vida Guerra… Holy Mackanoli Fat-Man !!

This dude is such a lucky bastard right now that i’m sure most dudes in our world would like to visit a Taxidermist, just to see how they can get in on some of Ted’s Stuffed Animal Action.

And there’s plenty of action to go around when you’ve got Nikki and Vida, throwing their Damn Fine Selves all over Ted like only the wettest of dreams would do.  The “Tédage à trois” came together in some swanky Hotel room in New York City  before the eyes of a single blessed witness, Frank Antonio, who documented this sexy phenomenon

I wish those two would roll around me like I was a Teddy Bear.  I think I might lose my stuffing !!

Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com

Photo & Video: Frank Antonio