Somebody looks like they don't really want to be there

In the ongoing saga that is Charlie Sheen, the “Two And A Half Men” actor announced at his show last night in Ft. Lauderdale that former goddess Bree Olsen broke up with him via text message.

My thing is this… the fact that she broke up with him via text message is further proof that she was never really with him to begin with.  Girl was basically a girl for hire, dealing with whatever she had to in order to stick around, get paid, and keep her name in the limelight as much as she possibly can before she would fall back into the obscurity of the porn industry.

Have you visited Bree Olsen’s twitter?  First off, chick is mad nasty… and in the least, she at least talks like she’s super slutty and proud of it.  Furthermore, she recently tweeted how she had a lot to say, but couldn’t.  In other words, chick was on lockdown.  She knew if she said the wrong thing, her money probably wouldn’t come through for the week.

Well, clearly there is no true love there, and it’s probably better for both parties that they separate.  Charlie’s got enough on his hands dealing with Brooke Mueller’s antics in court.  He could use a little downtime from the female species, but I doubt that will ever happen