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We Wanna Be Happy For Your Birthday And All Alessandra, But We Already Have An Irina Shayk
Man… What is up with our Supermodels these days !! What has the world come to when you can’t even get Supermodels to show up in a bikini to a Vegas Pool Party? I’m telling you… The end is nigh!
Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her 30th Birthday on Saturday at Marquee Dayclub in the Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. And in the picture you see above, it looks awfully familiar… Hmmm… Remind you a bit of Irina Shayk anyone???
Forget wishing upon a star !!! You know you wish you could be that star !!
What makes things seem even more inequitable is the fact that all the bikini clad women surrounding Alessandra are probably getting paid $200-$300 for the day, while Alessandra’s probably making $20,000-$50,000… AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO WEAR A BIKINI !!! WHAT KINDA SH!T IS THAT???
Even with No Birthday Suit exposed... Alessandra is still smokin the competition
Don’t get me wrong… Even fully clothed, Alessandra looks absolutely stunning, and she’s gotta have one of the most beautiful faces and smiles in history. But girl, you know what you’re famous for. And Vegas Hotels and Casinos… You guys are not on the job !! Bikinis should be a requirement for your Supermodel Guest Appearances, especially for these damn pool parties where all your other girls are wearing bikinis. Come on now, I’m not yer Daddy.. U should know these things by now.
A smile that melts hearts.. cakes, candles, and bikinis... we wish !
But Happy Birthday again to Alessandra, who actually turns 30 today, April 11th. Alessandra was also joined by Jamie-Lynn Sigler and a VERY pregnant Selma Blair.
Do you feel that lovely breeze? It's the breath of Alessandra's beautiful life
Photo Credit: WireImage / Truscello
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- We Wanna Be Happy For Your Birthday And All Alessandra, But We Already Have An Irina Shayk
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- A smile that melts hearts.. cakes, candles, and bikinis… we wish !
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- Do you feel that lovely breeze? It’s the breath of Alessandra’s beautiful life
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- Even with No Birthday Suit exposed… Alessandra is still smokin the competition
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- Forget wishing upon a star !!! You know you wish you could be that star !!
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- Your smile is too much for my soul to bare !!
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- Jamie-Lynn needs to make the promoters sing Soprano for not making Alessandra wear a bikini
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- I think Selma knows that sitting next to Alessandra makes you look… well, not like Alessandra
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- I think Selma Blair is about to explode with joy !!
