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When Lindsay Lohan hit the Red Carpet for the Saints Row: The Third party, I tried my best to be focused on the good, and not mention the fact that Lindsay had a Smokin Hot Grill.
But since the rest of the world talked about it for quite some time, I might as well let it be known. Lindsay had some Hot Grill Summer Teeth, where summer teeth were buttery and plastered with that Tartar Sauce. Clear signs that the Smokin Hot Starlet was Smokin on Sumpin.
Well she finally decided to increase even more of her debt to invest in repairing that Smokin Hot Grille, but thankfully for her, her Playboy Paycheck made all of this possible. She tweeted the new and improved smile and said hello to her dentist, who probably has way too much PR from this event so I won’t choose to mention him here.
Thankfully since Lindsay decided to fix her grill right on time, there will be less sheeple running in fear this Halloween.
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But were they ever really married?
I don’t know. Cameras all around. Kim didn’t want to change her name to Humphries. Kim didn’t want to move to Minnesota. Kris moved his stuff out of their New York Hotel not too long ago. Then Kim followed suit.
They made mad loot off their wedding special, so could it have been just another Kardashian business move for major figures?
Sources close to Reggie Bush say that he predicted this long ago when K and K first announced their engagement, saying “Kris doesn’t make enough money for her”… as well as discussing Kim’s ego, fame and business issues that are being circulated around the internet based media today.
And what makes that even more fu@ked up… Allz I gots to say is, what a way to ruin the childhood based memories of Halloween for the rest of your life. Poor Kris Humphries. The rest of his years will have a “Not-so-Happy Halloween”.
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Poor Little Sheep… At least we know now that Skulls are a Universal Image of Fear
Happy Halloween
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