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The Real Reason The Lakers Are Big Fat Losers.. They're Too Preoccupied With Scoring These 2

I know have the real reason why the Lakers couldn’t end their Pre-Season Losing Streak agains the Dallas Mavericks..

Well, it’s Actually not one, but TWO Reasons.  They come in the Statuesque form of Playboy Playmates Kristina Shannon and Ashley Mattingly.

Yes, you can’t be mad at the Lakers for having a lackluster start of the season, when you realize these two are sittin on the sidelines as eye candy.

Now why they didn’t affect Dallas as much… Maybe they all know that Long Distances Relationships with these Angelic Angeleno Beauties Could Never Work.

So the dudes who think they could have a chance.. the Los Angeles Lakers, can’t seem to concentrate with these two Blonde’s Cheering them on.  Well, actually, Ashley’s from Texas, so I’m pretty sure she was rootin for Dallas and got her way.

Surprised no fights broke out.  That’s like Mitt Romney and Barack Obama sitting at a game together of their Home Teams.

Lucky for these two, they’re not into petty drama.  Nope, just breaking hearts of Lakers Fans all across Southern California.

Lakers Dropped The Ball Cuz They're Trying Too Hard To Get Their Hands On Kristina's Assets

The Lakers Are Blinded By The Blondes

Fitty Bucks Says The Lakers Win When They Don't Show

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The World Stage Collapses

If you’re a woman, and you decide to wear an outfit for Halloween, as Ubiquitous as the Leopard Print Cat Outfit… You Better Hope you Outdo the Millions of Women in Competition in the Same Outfit… Just as Sarah Stage did Last Night.

Up-”staging” any woman who dares to come close to this Supermodel Exotic Beauty’s rendition of Hollywood Wildlife and Jaguar inspired curves.

She even brought her equally Exotic Companion, Ellie Beltran as her Ringleader… And this duo is sure to bring out your Animalistic Instincts.

Ummm... Y'all Can Whip Me Any Damn Day... No Really. How 'bout Now ????

The 2 came out to visit their BFF, Daphne Joy as she hosted Supperclub’s Halloween Costume Freak Fest.  If it’s one thing that makes you grateful about Beautiful Women… Is When They Bring through Even More Beautiful Women.  And Lightning is lookin like it’s gonna strike Hollywood 2 nights in a row, as they’re all Scheduled to show off their God sculpted Aesthetics at Cafe Entourage’s Lingerie Party.

Yes, if you’re not there… Ur All Fools !!!

Your Basic Instincts Should Tell You... You Don't Stand A Chance

If Ur Dreams Are Filled With Spot-Lights And Stages ... None Can Compare To The Gaze Sarah Stage Gives

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Man, it was an Ugly Pre-Season for this New Gen Hall of Fame / Dream Team (Schmeme Team) Lakers, losing every single pre-season game the NBA Offered up.

Now, the news is No Bueno, cause they couldn’t even hold their own against the Dallas Mavericks last night, losing their first game of the NBA 2012-2013 Season, after losing each pre-season game, taking a 99-91 Loss against Mark Cuban’s Team.

Before the game began, Kobe Bryant made an announcement at Staples Center, stating that there’s a lot of expectations, and that the Lakers are working “real hard” to live up to those expectations.  Rrriighghhttt !!

Even with “Superman” Dwight Howard, and Steve “White Earvin” Nash, they still can’t get out this slump.  Reminds me of when Shaq and Kobe enlisted the help of Gary Payton and Karl Malone, only to be utterly defeated with injuries, and a lack of team chemistry do to the lack of game play.

Let’s Hope this isn’t a “three-peat” of those failed attempts of the past to put a Dream Team together for Kobe before the end of his career.

Especially since the Lakers brings out such star studded audience members.  They brought together the Awkward reuniting of Katy Perry and Russell Brand under one roof… Andy Garcia, Pete Sampras and his Children… and speaking of split marriages with Russell and katy, Liberty Ross also showed up to the game. you know, “wife” of Rupert Sanders who got caught in the Kristen Stewart Scandal.

We also saw the likes of Patrick Schwarzenegger with mom Maria Shriver, Transformers Director Michael Bay, Earvin Magic Johnson, and Playboy Hotties Kristina Shannon with BFF Ashley Mattingly, and Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff.. And Mr. Maroon The Voice Himself.. Adam Levine.

Damn Lake Show.  With such support like this, you better get yer game up.  Where’s that “Hard Work” you promised Kobe ? Better Work Harder.  Ur Career Days are Tickin

Ashley Mattingly & Kristina Shannon Raise The Roof & The Temperature At Staples

Blonde Ambition : Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff and Ashley Mattingly

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Mesmerized By Exhilerating Lights / Its Daphne Joy, The Thriller Of The Night

Yes, A Beacon Of Light To Pull In All Of You Unsuspecting Types…

Daphne Joy Hosted last night’s Halloween Costume Freak Fest at Supperclub in Hollywood, and She Def packed out the Crowd.  You don’t even wanna know !!

You had literally hundreds to maybe even 1,000 or so folks clamoring to break down the doors of Supperclub on Hollywood Blvd.  The Venue was filled to Capacity at not even Midnight.  The crowd def got unruly, but Daphne Joy was the Night’s Ray of Light.

Here she is showin off her Soul Glow (not that Coming To America Type), as she Flaunts her Tron Body fit for any Game of Light Bearers, Discs, Cycles… Whatever.  As long as Daphne’s in the Outfit… Game On !!

Of course, the Presence of such Celestial Bodies of Light are only gonna attract some of the most prominent of feeble souls, all hoping to catch a glimpse of that light at the end of the Superficial Hollywood Tunnel.

Daphne Joy with her Light Bearers, Sarah Stage, Ellie Beltran & DJ DomDior

Daphne Got visits from Chris Brown, Ray J., J. Cole and The Dream.  Not to mention her own circle of Hotties that came through, like Ellie Beltran and Sarah Stage, as well as DJ DomDior (I think she likes Champagne and Purses).. Just to name a few.

And if all of that wasn’t enough for yer punkazz… you can check out Daphne as she’s back at it again, prolonging the Halloween Spirit with the other Angels & Goddesses at Cafe Entourage tonight for the official Halloween Lingerie Party of Hollywood.

You’d be a fool to miss it… As you were probably a fool to Miss Daphne Last Night. I pity you.

You WISH This Was the Light Of Your Morning Star

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You Will Never Have Enough... But Chances Are, Your Heart May Stop First !!

Yo man, I don’t think my Heart & My Soul can take much more of this … And I think y’all are about to be passin out all over Hollywood & Vine as well !!

Cause the Ongoing Onslaught of The World’s Most Beautiful Angels & Goddesses, that Keep Running Hella Major Game all over the Hollywood Fame.. Continues for Halloween Night tonight at Cafe Entourage at 1600 Vine St. Between Hollywood & Selma, for a Lingerie Party You Will Guaranteed Never forget… so long as we survive Dec. 21st !!

Yes, Cause this party will not only be Hosted by SunOfHollywood Favorites & Groundbreaking Hotties With Beauty, Intelligence, Heart & Soul like Nikki Giavasis, Jessica Burciaga and Daphne Joy... But their bringing in their entire Halo & Winged Ladies in Lingerie.  Yeah, who needs to look at Superheroes and Video Game Characters Walking around.  Oh and yes, big shout-outs to Mr. Deral Boykin for helping to make this Dream Come True.

!!! I CHOOSE THESE LADIES AND THEIR LINGERIE !!!

I Think The World Just May End By Implosion On October 31st, 2013

So get the List of These Ladies Leaving Lingerie Memories Lingering Forever

Korrina Rico, Christi Kroll, Siri Blomquist, Mary Balint, Julissa Linn, Ruvi Bazaz, Gricelda Chavez, Amber Cosich, Olya Rathjen, The Page Twins, Shelly M., Brooke Sarper, The Guzman Twins & More !!  Maybe even a few Surprise Guests like Sarah Stage and Ellie Beltran

And if y’all aynt got the Full Comprehension of What is about to Happen Tonight, Here’s a Little Preview…

Only There Will Be Twice As Many Of Them... And They'll All Be Wearing LINGERIE !!!!

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Russell Brand And Katy Perry had a Sorta-Reunion over a Lakers Loss Last night, as they both went to check out the Lakers First Game of the Season against the Dallas Mavericks… and the Lakers did just as well as Katy and Russell’s Marriage.

Russell showed up to the Staples Center last night at just around 7:30pm last night, and Katy showed up about 5 Minutes Later !! Talk about Awkward.

Russell rolled up with a homey, while Katy rolled up with her Pops.  But before getting out, Katy did her make-up in her ride for another 5 minutes or so, missing a collision course with her ex-husband by about 10 minutes, which of course would’ve been five if she wasn’t doing her make-up.

Not the question is… Did they mean to do it ?  Maybe they met up inside and hoped nobody would know.  Maybe they both said “Hey, I’ll see you there” and it wasn’t a near miss, but a plan all along ??!!??!!

John Mayer… Don’t get all Taylor Swift Butt-Hurt about it like when she tore you a new anus.  I’m sure there’s  reasonable explanation for it all.

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Now That Is ONE Passionate Pauly-Tician !!!!

Gotta give it to him and his Pauly-tickin Patriotic Spirit he’s got there.

Aahhh, yes, “The Weasel” himself Pauly Shore did his darndest to set the tone of this year’s Voter Turnout, by attempting to cast an Early Vote at his local Polling Station in West Hollywood.

Sadly however, Pauly was So Early, that he managed to find himself at the Polling Station before they even legitimately set up shop for the 2012 Presidential Election between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.

Pauly And His Pauly-Tical Cabinet.. Publicist Lauren Hurley.. And Jesus Is His Homeboy

But he didn’t let that stop him from pubbing his new “Pauly-Tics” show with a little help from homey Jesus and Publicist Lauren Hurley.  “Pauly-Tics” will be available for Download on November 6th.  You can pre-order your copy at http://www.paulyshore.com/purchase/pauly-tics.

But get this… Not only are you downloading Pauly’s latest take on today’s Politics, but you’re also giving yourself a chance at winning $100,000 !! That’s right.  Pauly will be giving away $100,000 to one lucky downloader once he reaches 100,,000 downloads.

So if the show itself and Pauly’s Comedy wasn’t enough to get you to clickin, then I’m sure a shot at $100k will.  Care to see that link again  ????  http://www.paulyshore.com/purchase/pauly-tics

So peep game, and be on your job… Even if it means showing up before the Rest of the World Does.

Now that’s Pauly-Tics

!! STAY IN TUNE TO WATCH VIDEO OF PAULY’S THWARTED ATTEMPT AT EARLY VOTING !!

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George Lucas Will Now Have A Whole Lot More Time And Money To Knit A Whole Lot More Bigazz Sweaters At Starbucks

George Lucas finally decided to cash out on his Star Wars Empire.

The Movie Mogul has sold his beloved “Lucasfilm” Brainchild to Disney for a whopping $4,005,000,000.00.  Yeah, that’s 4 Billion and $5 Million Dollars.  I guess that extra 5 was done just for commissions and brokers fees or whatever.

So he’ll be selling all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones Rights to Disney, and Disney plans on making an Episode 7 to be released in 2015, and and Episode 8 and 9.  They then plan on continuing the franchise with a film every 2 or 3 years.

So for you Die Hard Star Wars fans, that means this franchise will never die… for the most part.

George Lucas will also be turning over his prized high-tech production companies, Industrial Light & Magic and Skywalker Sound.  Lucasfilm now joins the ranks of other film companies like Pixar, Marvel, ESPN and ABC to be gobbled up by Walt’s Empire.

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Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Has Never Seen Such Beautiful Disappointment

Melissa Molinaro and Logan Browning brought their Beautiful Holiday Spirits over to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in Beverly Hills on Sunday….

Only to be HIGHLY Disappointed by their lack of Pumpkinventory !! Looked more like a Pumpkin Carnival, Sans Pumpkins.

Can’t blame Mr. Bones, Not entirely at Least.  Seems the World is trying to get Festive amidst all the Madness, gobbling up all the Halloween Pumpkins like Thanksgiving Turkeys. Damn, Turkey Day’s up Next !!

So with just a few days left before Halloween, Melissa and Logan had to Bounce on Mr. Bones… Pumpkin-Free like Starbucks Lattes all year round until the Holidays Come around.  Man, If I was Mr. Sbux, I would def have the damn Pumpkin Latte on Full Availability All Year-Long… Especially if It Meant Not Disappointing These Ladies like Mr. Bones did. Luckily they got to play with a few 2 and 4-legged little ones so it was an utter disappointment.

Speakin’ of Bouncin… These Two Ladies Will Be Set To Star in the Upcoming Television Series “Bounce” on Vh1. And if you like anything you see here, you definitely won’t wanna bounce on Bounce.

Cause you’ll be missing out on these 2 Beautifully Bold Souls Filled with Gold..

Far Beyond 2k an Ounce You Can’t Hold

Holiday Dreams

Big Pumpkins Stir Big Smiles

I Guess Having A Bigazz Count Wasn’t Enough To Alert The Staff Of Their Low Pumpkinventory

Umm… Whatever that Sign Means.. Thankfully Melissa Shows No Signs Of Violations Here

Logan Shows Us Why This Is One Of The Few Pumpkins Left... Cuz It Weighs More Than Rick Ross

 

O Blessid Little Ones

Her Eyes Are On The Horizon Bronze

You Lucky Dog !!

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The Lord of The House Always Reigns

!! Lightning Strikes Thrice !!

Yes, The Reigning Zen Master of Fashion, Chrisitan Audigier is back at it again with yet another Fashion World Takeover.  The dude birthed such World Famous Brands as Von Dutch and Ed Hardy to the World is now Ready to Bless the Globe with his latest Fashion Line, which is set to be One of the Most Highly Anticipated Design Lines of the Decade and New Millennium…

Lord Baltimore for Men, and Lady Baltimore for the Ladies.

The World is preparing for the Upcoming Launch in just a few short weeks.  And if our World happens to Fully Survive the Mayan Calendar’s Doomsday, they’re not Likely to Survive the Takeover that’s in store for them once Lord & Lady Baltimore come Around.  Cause it’s about to be On and Poppin.

We all know how Big Christian does it in his Life, cause he Works & Plays Hard, creating some of the Greatest Events in Entertainment History, bringing together such Great Friends & Supporters as Michael Jackson and Britney Spears.. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME !!

The Lord... His Quarters... & His Ride

Here’s Fashion’s Ultimate Risk-Taker, Christian Audigier taking his Chromed out Yamaha for a Spin around the Lord & Lady Baltimore Headquarters.. Lil Wayne would be proud.

Speaking of which, Guaranteed you’re about to be seein the Lord & Lady Baltimore Brands everywhere you go.  And don’t be surprised if you catch a glimpse of Christian in some unexpected places.. well that is , unexpected if you don’t understand his Game.

Vroom on a Yamaha, Chromed Out 11 Hunnid

And don’t be surprised if we start bringin some of your most known Entertainment Industry peeps through to the Headquarters for a good time.  He recently even had Zayn Malik and Niall Horan of One Direction stop by the Lord’s House.

So yes.. Let’s Make it Past 2012… and We’ll Blessed To See The Way The Lord’s World Turns.

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Waking Up in Vegas Is Gettin A Little On And Krackin

This is crazy to me.  At the beginning of “President” Barack Obama’s Term, he said “Don’t Spend Your Money In Vegas”.

From that point forward, the ENTIRE LOCAL ECONOMY CRASHED.  Houses lost 70% or more of their value.  The Residential Population lost 70%, dropping from nearly 2 Million to just over 600,000.

Las Vegas had some of THE WORST UNEMPLOYMENT In the Nation.

Now Prince Harry gets caught Naked in Vegas.  Now Barack wants to be Down.

Smart Move From The Democratic Campaign.

I”m tellin you, Vegas is on and Crackin and blowin up the Spot. Now you KNOW if Vegas is going to have Katy Perry perform for Barack Obama, They’re gonna do it BIG THIS WEDNESDAY in Doolittle Park at 6pm.

Yeah, that’s what I said. Doin It BIG, In Doolittle Park !! Hardee har harr

Eva Longoria is also set to make an appearance, and we’re pretty sure there’s gonna be a whole lot more folks to show.

And if you get a chance, Robert DeNiro and Morgan Freeman are filming their new project “Last Vegas”.  The set was filming in front of the Fountain Show at Bellagion on The Strip Today.

So yeah, Vegas is Krakkin, and trying to make that Political Pop Culture Move as Well.  If you’re in Town Wednesday, I suggest you nab them free tickets fast, cause this will definitely be a moment to remember.

Viva La Vida Vegas

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Holy Hot Dayum... Feast Ur Eyes On Giulini Wever... When It Comes To Lookin Lethal.. She's Playing Games Never

For The Month of November….

Giulini Wever has been chosen to grace the pages of the November issue of Muscle & Fitness Magazine, on Newsstands now !!

Yes, Giulini has been highly touted for her physical fitness prowess, as not only a Personal Trainer to the the Stars, like Mischa Barton and Kate Upton, but girl kicks Major A$$ with her 2nd Degree Black Belt tucked nicely in her continually growing catalog of Talents and Beauty.  So yes, not only are the Aesthetics of this Celestial Being Lethal… But she’ll hand yera$$ to you as well !!

And… judging by the looks of this Spread in Muscle & Fitness, these damn Publication are certainly on Point for showing off the physique that takes years of Martial Arts, Kickboxing and Yoga to chisel.  A Work of God Art Indeed.

Pick Up This Issue Which Features Giulini Wever.. Believe You Me, It's A Moment To Remember

And Keep Ur Eyes out for this New York Native, Cause we can Absolutely Guarantee that quite a few more Glossy Pages are gonna wanna jump on the Giulini Bandwagon… And leave all yer tails waggin

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