"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
They say the Apple doesn’t fall too far from the Tree. And when that Tree fell out of another Tree while trying to flee from Police… Chances are, you both may be spending a day in Jail.
Lindsay was sentenced today at the LA Airport Courthouse to 30 days in jail for all of her antics. However, they said she may only spend about 20% of that time, or only 6 (six) days in jail due to overcrowding, as they say is their “usual” case. Then they said that she may even spend only ONE of those days in jail, possibly even less than an hour just to be booked and released.
But what makes that even more fu@ked up… is that Lindsay may spend her time in prison at the same moments her Father, Michael Lohan, will be in Prison, across our beautiful nation in Florida. After all the times these two were both in and out of Prison, the time finally came that they both were there together.
Maybe it will finally mend their relationship. And maybe it might show Michael Lohan that he shouldn’t mention my name with regard to things he knows nothing about.
The “Talking Head” Michael Lohan, continued his Fame-whoring ways outside of BOA Steakhouse last night, and this time he discussed younger daughter Ali Lohan’s burgeoning modeling career. He told them how he’s proud of her just as he is proud of Repeat Offender Daughter Lindsay Lohan.
It’s too bad he can’t tell them himself though, and resorts to talking to cameras.
I guess that’s what happens when you’re Guilty By Association
Tell me if you think you can handle living your life like this.
Shoot, if it was this difficult all day, I might resort to snatchin necklaces too !! Just to get it off my chest !!
Then slip it back on a little later
Video : www.SunOfHollywood.com
Michael Lohan was spotted having dinner last night, April 25th, at BOA Steakhouse in Beverly Hills with 4 blonde ladies as his escorts for the evening. Wait, did I just say escorts? I swear I only mean escorts in the G-rated version… Garry’s “Tell it like it is” version.
So yeah, as he was leaving, the photogs asked Michael who he thought would spend more time in jail… Himself? Or Lindsay
Gotta give it to him though.. He’s not as dumb as he looks. Instead of answering that, he said “That was very funny”.
What I find ironic, is that his daughter may have to serve a 4 month sentence, and he’s trying to get served by 4 blondes who can’t form a sentence. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
But come on now, I’m not being too far off. Tell me 4 real women that actually want to hang out with Michael Lohan without having to get broken off a few bills, bills, bills for it. Last I checked, the recent 4 real women that kicked it with Michael Lohan all claimed they got kicked by Michael Lohan. Seriously, something like 4 separate claims of domestic violence? From completely unrelated women, in completely separate and independent incidents?
Chances are, it looks like it might’ve happened.
Check back for the video of Michael Lohan and his 4 Non Brunettes at Boa.
Until then, enjoy some nostalgia instead