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Further Proof That Audrina’s Mom, Lynn Patridge, Is Becoming An Internet-Alcoholic Sensation posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 18, 2011
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Work it Girl !!

Okay, so yesterday I put up a post on Audrina’s Mom, Lynn Patridge, and how everybody on the internet is searching out if she’s an alcoholic under the terms “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” and various variations of such.

Well, check out what has happened since I put up that post yesterday.  Here are the following Top 10 Search terms from both Yesterday and Today:

Top 10's From Today And Yesterday Are Pretty Much All Lynn Patridge

Okay.  So Yesterday, Audrina’s mom Lynn Patridge held 9 of the Top 10 Searches yesterday, with a little ole Sophie Turner who managed to weasel her way in at #8

And Today, Audrina’s mom, Lynn Patridge also is managing to hold down 9 of the Top 10 searches today.

Now what makes that even more fu@ked up, is if we look at the Top 25 for both days:

 

15 of the Top 25 Searches from Yesterday are all owned by Lynn patridge

Yesterday, Lynn Patridge owned 15 of the Top 25 Searches, and today, she’s already got 17 of the Top 25 Searches

17 of the Top 25 Searches for Today have Lynn Patridge written all over them

So seriously folks… I’m not trying to diss here.  I’m just telling it like it is.

And I’ll let the subject matter rest unless more undeniable evidence comes up that I feel the need to mention.  But as it’s looking, the group consensus of the world wide web is that:

 

“Lynn Patridge Is An Alcoholic”

Lynn Patridge spins to show us what it feels like inside her Head

 

 

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Further Proof That Audrina’s Mom Is A Crazy Mofo… Red Wine And Red Carpets posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 16, 2011
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Somebody wake her up please

Okay everyone… No joke, this is gettin’ outta control.

Remember when I told you about people typing in “Kris Jenner Is Greedy” and “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” and they ended up finding my site?  Well one of those searches has been taking over in a real way, and it just so happens to coincide with the start of the show “Audrina” on VH1.  Every Sunday, the search on “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” skyrockets.

 

Now mind you, I haven’t watched a single episode of this show yet.  But I’m pretty much assuming that with every episode, people are more and more convinced that Lynn Patridge is an Alcoholic.  Seriously though, the last 8 days in a row, “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” has been the top search.

And what makes that even more fu@ked up, is that sometimes, the #2 or #3 search would be “Is Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” or “Is Lynn Patridge An Alcoholic” or “Lynn Patridge Red Wine” “Lynn Patridge Drunk“… So basically, she’ll be like #1, #2, #4, #8 in top searches, and it all refers to her as an alcoholic.

So what does that tell me?  It tells me either one of two things.  Either Lynn Patridge needs to seriously lay off the sauce, or we as a people really need to concern ourselves with more important subject matters.  There’s a whole lot more we can talk about or find information on other than whether or not Audrina Patridge’s mom is an alcoholic.

So Audrina, I know you had your birthday last week and all, and celebrated it this weekend at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand in Vegas, but young lady…

Maybe you need to tell your mom…

Yes, A Star is born in both you and me..

but it’s time we start celebrating soberly..

Especially when the cameras keep focusing

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**** Update **** : Now the new search terms that are blowin’ up the spot… “Audrina’s mom alcoholic” “Is Audrina’s mom an alcoholic”… etc.

dang

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EXCLUSIVE: Before Mother’s Day Is Over… Here’s What The World Really Thinks Of 2 Reality TV Show Moms posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on May 8, 2011
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Daaamn !!! Looks like Kris Jenner and Lynn Patridge need to clean up their act

Wow… this is just downright sad.

So ya know, anybody who has a blog site can get their statistics measured in many different ways.  One of those ways, is how people found your blog site after searching you out on search engines, such as Google, Yahoo or Bing.

And these two common themes keep popping up on how people are finding my site, which of course has only been up for about 5 weeks now.

1) Kris Jenner is Greedy

2) Lynn Patridge Alcoholic

So to the mother’s of the Kardashian Klan and Audrina Patridge

Please clean up your act.  Sad to say, you may be on TV and all, but this is what the public really thinks of you.

These search terms, or terms like it keep coming up.  They literally stare me down in the face each and every day.

And sadly, the terms “Lynn Patridge Alcoholic” keeps climbing, and not a day goes by where I don’t see it.

Ladies, you’re embarassing your daughters.

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The Patridge Family Is The New Partridge Family… Only With A Dad… And A Tipsy A$$ Momma posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on April 15, 2011
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Trust me... their momma is buck wild

Audrina Patridge showed up to last night’s OK! US Mag party, in part with Vh1 and Bongo at the Lexington Social House in Hollywood.. and Audrina brought her entire village peeps, including her crazy tipsy a$$ momma causin mad drama on the red carpet.

They just need to make music in their garage now

The OK! party turned out to be more of a dud than expected, but I would definitely have to say the one who really kept the party goin, was of course… Audrina’s momma Lynn Patridge.  As you may know by now, Audrina has her own reality show that will be on Vh1 very soon, and of course her entire family will be featured on the show, which is why they’ve been making red carpet rounds with her lately.  So Audrina was interviewed and said the best member of her family for the show is her mom.  She said just give her a glass of wine, and let the cameras roll and it’s non-stop laughs.

Audrina's pigeon toed mama goes in for the kill on Casey

Lynn lays a wet one on daughter Casey

I would definitely have to agree, but it seems to me like she had more than just one glass of wine.

 

Audrina likes it when she touches herself

It's Amazing !! It's like looking in an extended mirror... FOR THE BOTH OF US !!

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