"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
The Final Season of MTV’s Jersey Shore is finally upon us.
Snooki Gives Birth. Situation Can’t Drink No Mo. Deena Gon Get Arrested. Sammi and Ronni Go Back & Forth.. Again.
And it’ll All Finally Be Over. We Wish Them Well in their Future Careers. But thank God 6 seasons is all y’all got.
Here they are at the Final Season’s Premiere Party at Bagatelle in New York City… sans Newly Exploded Snooki.
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
I guess at this point, since Jersey Shore has become larger than life and a cultural phenomenon… Might as well Floss the Status.
Noticeably absent was Deena and Her Scary Day-Glo Eyes.
Pauly kept reassuring folks that he’s not a Rapper now, and is still a DJ. I wonder what that will mean with his G-Unit Deal that 50 Cent laid on the table.
Jersey Shore’s Deena and DJ Pauly D’s Hurricane Irene-Proof Hair had beef at STK in West Hollywood last night.
When Pauly D was asked about the Hollywood Walk Of Fame banning reality stars from receiving the Honors, he said “I’m really upset about that. That’s something I always wanted. We gotta change that”
On the way out, we noticed that Deena’s wearing some Emerald / Jade / Incredible Hulk / Kryptonite colored Green Contacts. Highly electrifying and incredibly not cool. Nothing spells bats#!t crazy like colored contacts. She should be a new comic book hero… called “The Eyes Of Green Lantern”