Quantcast
Recap The Week’s Hapz: Lady Gaga Is STILL Bazaar posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on April 24, 2011
Share

I don't have enough hands for this

So Lady Gaga had this really bizarre photo shoot with Harper’s Bazaar for their May issue, and boy does she have issues.  The photos were taken by Terry Richardson, and she has six boobs, clones of herself, Monarch Butterflies all over her face, she’s really horny, the Underworld is taking over her, and she’ll stab you after she kicks you when you’re down.

She's really really horny

That was a mouthful ! And her boobs are a handful, for 3 dudes.

This on top of the internet complaining about her album cover, where she’s melded into a machine, a motorcycle to be exact, probably to be ridden by Arnold Schwarzenegger as the T-101 from “The Terminator“.  Yeah, her and Skynet are definitely down.

The New Terminator... Lady Gaga, Skynet's latest creation

Lady Gaga also seems to have fallen again at yet another one of her concerts.  She keeps falling… Maybe that’s because she’s a fallen angel..  if ya know what I mean.

The Underworld is taking over her... Time to shed some light from The Sun

Let’s just be real though.  There’s no way she could be a mind control puppet, used to sway the masses.  Can she?

Do you know about Monarch Butterflies? And the pyramid on top?

Who knows.  All I know is, this “Fame Monster” is still monstrously famous, and she shows no signs of letting up.  I guess she’s just another sign of the times.

Share
Lady Gaga Falls For The Umpteenth Time In A Long String Of Hits posted by Garry "Prophecy" Sun on April 11, 2011
Share

Lady Gaga fell hard and damn near hurt herself while performing for her Monster’s Ball Tour concert in Houston, Texas last night. This isn’t the first time she’s fallen. She fell at least 2 or 3 times last year and one time collapsed on stage in New Zealand in the early part of last year.

I don’t know about you, but either Lady Gaga needs to slow down, or ease up on the physicality of her shows. One of these days, she’s gonna hurt herself and she won’t be able to sing her way through it

Share