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The Real Reason The Lakers Are Big Fat Losers.. They're Too Preoccupied With Scoring These 2
I know have the real reason why the Lakers couldn’t end their Pre-Season Losing Streak agains the Dallas Mavericks..
Well, it’s Actually not one, but TWO Reasons. They come in the Statuesque form of Playboy Playmates Kristina Shannon and Ashley Mattingly.
Yes, you can’t be mad at the Lakers for having a lackluster start of the season, when you realize these two are sittin on the sidelines as eye candy.
Now why they didn’t affect Dallas as much… Maybe they all know that Long Distances Relationships with these Angelic Angeleno Beauties Could Never Work.
So the dudes who think they could have a chance.. the Los Angeles Lakers, can’t seem to concentrate with these two Blonde’s Cheering them on. Well, actually, Ashley’s from Texas, so I’m pretty sure she was rootin for Dallas and got her way.
Surprised no fights broke out. That’s like Mitt Romney and Barack Obama sitting at a game together of their Home Teams.
Lucky for these two, they’re not into petty drama. Nope, just breaking hearts of Lakers Fans all across Southern California.
Lakers Dropped The Ball Cuz They're Trying Too Hard To Get Their Hands On Kristina's Assets
The Lakers Are Blinded By The Blondes
Fitty Bucks Says The Lakers Win When They Don't Show
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
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- The Real Reason The Lakers Are Big Fat Losers.. They’re Too Preoccupied With Scoring These 2
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- Lakers Dropped The Ball Cuz They’re Trying Too Hard To Get Their Hands On Kristina’s Assets
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- Fitty Bucks Says The Lakers Win When They Don’t Show
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- The Lakers Are Blinded By The Blondes
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Photos: SunOfHollywood.com
The Lake Show's Shine Declines And Ends Asinine
Well isn’t that even more fu@ked up !!
We all saw them struggle through the first round against the 7th seed New Orleans Hornets, but dangit if the Lakers couldn’t even contend in a single game against Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks. For the first time in a long time, Billionaire Mark Cuban is about to talks some maaaddd $h!t !
So sadly, we see the reign of the Lakers come to a complete curtain close in just a few short quarters. What a lot of people don’t realize is that Center Pau Gasol was dumped by his girlfriend, Sylvia Lopez Castro, just two weeks ago !!
Don't you ever believe in.. The Deceiving Smile of a Demon
What a dirty girl. She couldn’t wait till after the playoffs? Just play the role girl !!! Why couldn’t you PLAY THE ROLE !!!
When dudes get dumped by their girl, they are completely debilitated.
SYLVIA CASTRO DISMANTLED THE LAKERS AT THE THEIR CENTER !!
Poor guy. Now, he not only has to continue to suffer the loss of his lady love, but now, he himself is a loser too.
We’re all losers here in Los Angeles. We just didn’t know it yet.
