"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
I guess since it’s an NBA Lockout, all the players have to resort to making Millions of Milkshakes, cause just two days after Shawn Marion got his shake, soon to be NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman came through with his own shake designed for party animals like Rodman.
So Dennis brought his colorful splendor down to the Culver City Shopping Westfield Shopping Center to make his own shake at Millions of Milkshakes, but he of course decided to add to the “Hangover” crowd, as did Hangover 2’s Kim Lee, by including the GTOX Detox Formula. As a matter of fact, Dennis was so excited about introducing this GTOX Milkshake, that he even made the shake and introduced it on last night’s Jay Leno Show.
So the Official name of Dennis’s Shake is the “GTOX Hangover Blocker Shake“, which includes pineapple, mango, strawberries, The GTOX Detox Formula, and Vanilla Ice Cream… oh, and he did opt for some Soy Milk as well.
Dennis had a lot of great things to share while being interviewed before making the shake. He even spoke of the NBA Lockout, and said that “When you basically have players making Millions of dollars essentially doing nothing, you’re going to have problems. Then you have players getting injured and wanting to sit out a year making $60 Million Dollars.” He also said “The Days of 8 Figure Salaries Are over“.
Dennis, who played for 2 of the most successful NBA Franchises in NBA History, the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, as well as teaming up with the Los Angeles Lakers with Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O’Neal. Dennis is also the rightful owner of 5 Championship rings and will be receiving his place in the Naismith Hall of Fame this year, and it’s only proper that Coach Phil Jackson will be introducing the new inductee, who coached him for both Lakers and the Bulls.
Dennis is a Seven Time Leader in the NBA in Rebounds, but his wild antics in life off the court caused much controversy to surround his career, and has been linked to relationships with both Madonna and Carmen Electra… making him not just “The Man“, but the “Rod-Man“. Sadly, Dennis even thought he would never make the Hall of Fame, thinking his off court choices didn’t properly represent the Hall. Even his colleagues doubted he would ever get in.
But the committee knew that Dennis advanced the game in many areas, and one can’t deny he was probably the most Rock Star of NBA Players of all times, as displayed by his choice of outfits for Millions of Milkshakes.
So Props to you Dennis, for being a Legendary who went against all odds, and not only know how to be a wild enough man to require GTOX in a Milkshake, but to also be wise enough to properly interpret NBA Lockouts.
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Well isn’t that even more fu@ked up !!
We all saw them struggle through the first round against the 7th seed New Orleans Hornets, but dangit if the Lakers couldn’t even contend in a single game against Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks. For the first time in a long time, Billionaire Mark Cuban is about to talks some maaaddd $h!t !
So sadly, we see the reign of the Lakers come to a complete curtain close in just a few short quarters. What a lot of people don’t realize is that Center Pau Gasol was dumped by his girlfriend, Sylvia Lopez Castro, just two weeks ago !!
What a dirty girl. She couldn’t wait till after the playoffs? Just play the role girl !!! Why couldn’t you PLAY THE ROLE !!!
When dudes get dumped by their girl, they are completely debilitated.
SYLVIA CASTRO DISMANTLED THE LAKERS AT THE THEIR CENTER !!
Poor guy. Now, he not only has to continue to suffer the loss of his lady love, but now, he himself is a loser too.
We’re all losers here in Los Angeles. We just didn’t know it yet.