"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Kreayshawn was spotted at a secret and undisclosed location, for a secret and confidential project… where she managed to reminisce on what it’s like to be a kid again. Well, considering she’s only been in the realm of Adulthood for 4 short years, it shouldn’t be too difficult.
But yes, this secret and undisclosed location just so happens to have a tube slide in it. And after sliding down like a youngen, she managed to climb herself all the way back up.
Aaahhh… to live life. What a gift !!
Lucky for all of us… Not everyone is into keeping everything a secret
Let me introduce you all to Kirstina Colonna. She recently broke into the industry when she played the female version of Bieber, as the character “Justine Bieber” the huge YouTube Spoof on Bieber’s “Never Say Never” documentary, “The Bieber Movie: For Guys“… Bieber hairstyle and all.
Even luckier for us, she left the Bieber wig at home this time, and showed us just how daaaamn fine she truly is.
She stopped by Millions Of Milkshakes at the Culver City Westfield Shopping Center for Shawn Marion’s launch, but then decided to get a little personal with us and carry us on a little journey while perusing through the realms of every man and woman’s favorite fantasy, Victoria’s Secret. And while set in the mood of intimate apparel, she shared a few of her thoughts on recent controversies between Playboy’s Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris… And it sounds to us like Kirstina has no qualms about elderly men taking the Blue Pill.
And of course, yet another beauty secret of this Superstar on the Rise is her penchant for health conscious habits… like opting for a refreshing Jamba Juice on a Hot Summer Day… A day filled with her own hotness heating up the vicinity.
Oh, and the final beauty secret she shared with us… World Peace makes the World a Better Place… Proven by her Priceless Venezuelan, German, Italian and Native American Genetic Code, leaving an exotic flavor that Jamba Juice could never duplicate in a smoothie.
So Thank you Kirstina, for making the world a better place… through World Peace…
Too bad she’s so damn hot that peace will forever be disturbed, from all the heads for her that turn.
Disclaimer: No Milkshakes Or Smoothies Were Harmed, Hurt, Or Melted In The Process Of This Super Hott Photo Shoot
Candice Swanepoel found herself in a lot of internet related hot water this week after photos of her surfaced causing concern over an emaciated look. Candice was seen with fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio this week launching Victoria’s Secret’s 2011 “Swim” line of swimwear at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood.
Now, I will have to admit… Even when I first saw these photos, I thought to myself “What in the heck do these girls eat? Do they even eat at all? Or do they just drink smoothies all day?” And my thoughts were mainly because of none other than Candice herself, as both Alessandra and Adriana, now mothers, look quite healthy. Cause let’s be real folks, it looks like she has a spine with skin wrapped around it… Where the heck is her stomach at !!! How do you fuel that amazing body of yours? Do you feed intravenously and that’s it??