"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Check out the most recent episode of “Paris Hilton’s BFF Dubai“, which is currently airing in Dubai and other parts of Asia.
This episode features my man Mason, Paris’s Head Bodyguard and the same dude who took down “Cuckoo For Courts And Cuffs“, James Rainford, who is still serving out an 8-month sentence in jail for the incident outside of the Van Nuys Courthouse last month.
Mason, you’re my hero…. I’ll prove it to you, a few posts from now.
Paris and Nicky Hilton, along with Nicky’s bride-to-be David Katzenberg, all decided to finally venture out of their BOA routine and head on south of the boulevard to STK… Which I think is the frickin shizz by the way.
No Cy Waits… I guess he’s still recuperating from fending off all those damn stalkers.
My STK Recommendations: The small New York Steak with Peppercorn gravy… If you choose the larger, they end up overcooking the meat, the smaller cut is def better.
Whatever their damn cream corn thing is
and yeah, Peppercorn gravy with your bread as well. Highly recommended. Check it out. They’ve also got a STK in the Cosmopolitan Hotel & Casino in Vegas.
It wasn’t enough that Paris Hilton and Cy Waits were heading to a Van Nuys courtroom to testify against Nathan Parada, the man who broke onto Paris’s Mulholland Estates home wielding knives back in August of 2010… But now yet another man, who also broke onto Paris’s property back in October, James Rainford, came to let Cy know that he’s not too happy about his position as Paris’s one and only.
While Paris and Cy were walking with tons of cameras all around, idiot James, who’s already on probation for his original break in at Paris’s house, ran up from behind Cy and smacked him on the back of his head before being taken down by Paris’s trusty bodyguard, who later handed Rainford over to police.
When asked why he did what he did, James said he was going to marry Paris, and that her father already said yes to having her hand in marriage.
Yeah, that’s about as cuckoo as it gets folks
So this weekend was full of surprises. Now let me be completely honest with you. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an entire episode of American Idol all the way through, and if I did, it was once or twice 5 years ago. I swear I’ve only seen a few segments of it over the course of its 11 seasons. So I was completely unaware of Lee DeWyze, and as it turns out, dude is an amazing musician. And I think RCA is continuing to not make the best choices with their best artists, as we’ve seen problems in promoting and marketing other great musicians on their roster, such as Christina Aguilera.
And when you take into consideration the overall American Idol winner’s success rate.. You’ve really only got Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Jennifer Hudson. Damn, that’s a .273 batting average.. not very impressive at all considering AI is supposed to be the premiere talent contest on television.
Lee DeWyze celebrated his 25th birthday at Millions of Milkshakes in the Westfield Culver City Shopping Center….
And I think the best birthday gift this dude can get, is for RCA to get off their ass and start pushing both of em better, cause they have 2 very strong talents that they’re not bustin their asses for… as they should !
Lee and Millions of Milkshakes will also be donating 50% of the proceeds from their shake will be donated to Feeding America between the dates of April 2nd to July 2nd, so check out that shake and know that half your loot is feedin a kid who needs it.
And for those of you who are fans of Lee, check out his live performance, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it… Especially the crazy midwestern middle aged stalker chicks who cried for him the most.