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Supermodel Irina Shayk Disappoints Thousands At Tao Beach… With Her Non-Bikini posted by on April 4, 2011
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Come on now Irina... All those other girls are wearin bikinis, and they didn't even get paid half what you did !!!

Russian born supermodel Irina Shayk kicked off the Grand Opening of Tao Beach this year at the Venetian Hotel Casino in Las Vegas, wearing nothing other than… NOT A BIKINI !!! What the EFF !!!

Come on now, Irina Shayk has one of the hottest bikini bodies this world has ever laid eyes on. I’m talkin her bikini body was enough to pull her out of her remote Russian Village and make her a supermodel before the world, and she came to open Tao Beach wearing shorts and a top. Are you effing serious??? I bet you all those peeps at Tao Beach, both male and female, were itching to see Irina’s hottness, and were fully disappointed.

Let’s take a look at what they were missing…

Sports Illustrated: Irina Shayk ... HOLLY FRICKIN CRAP !! IS SHE FORREAL?

Yeah, I’d be pissed too.

But maybe she decided to dress more conservatively cause her momma was in the crowd. Either way, if I was running Tao Beach, a frickin Vegas pool party, and I was payin Irina, I’d be like “Ya know, you gotta show up in a bikini… No? You wanna get paid? Bikini it is dammmnit!!” Or perhaps boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo said to her (in spanish) “I make enough millions, don’t show your body” and she said back to him in Russian “Whatever you say Cristiano”.

Sophia Bush and Irina Shayk are lookin too elegant, proper and conservative for a Vegas pool party

At least the party had more celebs to make sure it wasn’t a complete disappointment, like Jaime Foxx, the ever beautiful Sophia Bush, and world famous DJ Tiesto.

From Russia to the USA... Irina Shayk and Jaime Foxx... Keepin it Gangsta

But all i gotta say is, if Tao Beach expects to compete with Hard Rock Casino’s infamous pool party “Rehab”.. your supermodel guests are finna have to show up in bikinis homey.

Irina Shayk can blow us kisses any day

Snooze or lose !!

Click here for more pics of Supermodel Irina Shayk, Sophia Bush, Jaime Foxx, DJ Tiesto, and girls who actually showed up in a bikini

Photo Credits : Wire Image / Sports Illustrated

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Candice Swanepoel Causes Concern Over Cautious Curves posted by on April 2, 2011
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Umm.... Kinda Can't Be Too Mad At That Candice

Candice Swanepoel found herself in a lot of internet related hot water this week after photos of her surfaced causing concern over an emaciated look. Candice was seen with fellow Victoria’s Secret Angels, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio this week launching Victoria’s Secret’s 2011 “Swim” line of swimwear at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood.

If Looks Could Kill... You'd Be Dead Already

Now, I will have to admit… Even when I first saw these photos, I thought to myself “What in the heck do these girls eat? Do they even eat at all? Or do they just drink smoothies all day?” And my thoughts were mainly because of none other than Candice herself, as both Alessandra and Adriana, now mothers, look quite healthy. Cause let’s be real folks, it looks like she has a spine with skin wrapped around it… Where the heck is her stomach at !!! How do you fuel that amazing body of yours? Do you feed intravenously and that’s it??

And your stomach exists where???

More Smokin’ Hot Photos After The Jump !!

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