"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Bad News for Los Angeles Lakers Fans… Kobe Bryant’s broken schnoz that was confirmed after a hard foul from Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade during the NBA All Star Game has turned out to be even worse than just your average broken nose… But Kobe’s also now been diagnosed with a Concussion from the blow he received.
This will add some serious problems as to whether or not Kobe will be able to play in the coming weeks, as new NBA Regulations strictly enforce rigorous physical examinations on any player having suffered a concussion, preventing them from playing unless all tests are properly passed.
That makes for one Helluva year for Kobe, where Vanessa left him and took half his money AND all Three Houses !!
Then on top of that, Chinese newbie Jeremy Lin had to whoop that ass and score 38 points on a fool.
It just aynt Kobe’s year. He’s nearing the end of his career, and lost all his damn money, and doesn’t have much time left before he can attempt to tie Michael Jordan’s 6 Championships.
A Broken Nose is liable to throw off an aerial man’s entire game. He might switch directions unintentionally now next time he’s in the air. just kidding
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com