"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Anne Hathaway is doing her darndest to grow back her long locks we last saw in The Dark Knight Rises as the Catwoman.. But Anne is painfully learning just how slowly hair grows.
Hair grows at about a rate of 1/2 inch every month, or an average of 6 months a year. So when you’ve got hair about 3 feet long from follicle to split ends… you’re talking about 6 years to completely regrow hair to where it used to be. And we all know in Society, women place a lot of their pride in femininity in their hair. Anne even said when she first looked at herself in the mirror, she reminded herself of her gay brother.
So here’s to Anne, still looking beautiful even though she let Les Miserable chop off all her femininity. She will never look at life the same. Here she is at the Museum of Moving Images Salute at Cipriani Wall Street in New York. She was being honored along with Hugh Jackman, and other guests in attendance included Liev Schreiber and Lorraine Bracco
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Wild Animal Kingdom… Or More like, “The Wildenstein Kingdom“, cause “Catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein showed up with her boyfriend, designer Lloyd Klein, after gnawin on some bloody meat at BOA Steakhouse last night.
Remember “The Chrismas Story” with Ebeneezer Scrooge? Well, What about “The Botox Story” with Ebeneezer Scroo-You-Out-Your-Money-Surgeon… You don’t know that story? He was haunted by “The Ghost Of Botox Future” a.k.a. Jocelyn Wildenstein, and decided to change his ways from Cosmetic Surgery for good.
So heed this warning folks. While Botox may only be 1 step in Wildenstein’s 12-step program, who wants to even get a fraction of the way to where she’s at?
Stay away from Botulinum Toxin ladies… please… Or you too will find yourselves in “The Wildenstein Kingdom”
And ironically, her chaotic entrance just so happened to grace the troubled starlet past two portraits of Superman… One making out with God knows what while Catwoman seductively watches, and the other with Superman wheelin and dealin’ 1920′s Wall Street Tycoon Style with a Stock Brokering Batman on the couch.
Perhaps this image of our beloved Lilo nestled between two Superman images could be a bit of foreshadowing… maybe a “Prophecy”
Either which way, talks have been on for Lindsay Lohan to play Lana Lang, who is the character played by Kristin Kreuk in WB’s “Smallville” and with the other Superman lady also having the LL initials for Lois Lane, perhaps it is written in the stars for Lilo to find her way into the new Superman film.
I wonder if LL Cool J will make an appearance
Either way, I’m sure they could use each other. Superman could def have another hottie on his arms, and Lindsay, well, she definitely needs someone who can break her out of jail.
Hotzpotz Couples Night #8: This is our final Hotzpotz Couples Night and you might be glad it is. That marks 8 couples out last night, and this … well, this one definitely takes the cake.
Jocelyn Wildenstein, otherwise known as “Catwoman”, has the face even a mother couldn’t love.
But somehow, she managed to find herself some arm candy on the way out of BOA… in the form of Mr. Gold-digger right here
I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t do it myself. Homey is really making a deep, deep financial sacrifice.
But for me, I think I’d have too hard a time feeling like i was copulating with the 3rd one down on the Evolution Charts.
I’m just sayin…
Play on playa !!
Click on any of the photos below… if you dare… at your own risk !!!
Photos unfortunately by : www.SunOfHollywood.com
So Star Magazine tried to have an “All Hollywood” party this Sunday night at Trousdale, and it seems like All Hollywood decided to go elsewhere. Not forrealz, it wasn’t that bad, but it did seem a little lackluster. There was very little A-list power to support this party, but it definitely had some up and coming movers and shakers on the scene, as well as some old favorites that have stayed pretty steady in our focus.
Now the thing is, Star Magazine, as a publication, has created quite a few enemies over the decades. They’re notorious for making up stories and causing loads of problems, not to mention the fact that they’re a subsidiary of National Enquirer.
I was told that celebrities in attendance would be receiving a free Ipad 2, and if that’s the case… EVEN A FREE IPAD 2 COULDN’T PICK UP THE DRAW !!! Now that’s saying a lot.
But hey, it was a nice attempt Star. I did see some folks that were cool, such as 2/3 of one of the OG boy groups, “Hanson“. We also got a look at the ever so fine Krupa sisters, Joanna and Marta. “The Hills” repped hard, with Stephanie Pratt, Jayde Nicole and Jason Wahler in attendance. And let’s not forget to mention how much Stephanie Pratt wanted to be the life of the party, even tweeting a pic of herself from the inside on a skateboard in her heels. If she fell flat on her ass, now that would’ve been a shot!!!
We got to see Dane Cook and his non-Jessica Simpson looking date. Tatiana Ali showed up still the princess of Bel-Air.
Taryn Manning was DJ for the event, and has been spinning on the 1′s and 2′s a lot around Hollywood lately, so if you’re ever out, keep a look out for her. That should always make for a great time.
The Gastineau Girls were out, and Lisa was trying to hook her daughter Brittny up with Gavin DeGraw. She needs to find a steady man soon, and let’s hope she does.
Bai-Ling showed up for all our international audiences.
Two hotties forrealz were Lacey Schwimmer and Hope Dworaczyk whose looks are directly correlated with how little clothing they have on, since they both have some of the hottest bodies in the bizna$$.
Model Jaimie Hilfiger was there with her boyfriend, Jeweler Igal Dahan. I’ll tell ya, these two are some of the best people this world has to offer.
And two people who I have great concern for… Tara Reid who really looks like she needs to eat something these days before she straight disappears on us.
And Shanna Moakler. Now Shanna, I know you’re hosting that show “Bridalplasty” and all, you know, that show where women compete for plastic surgery procedures before tying the knot. The show may be a hit, and you may get some great hookups and employee discounts on plastic surgery procedures, but that doesn’t mean you need to OD on the Botox.
You’re starting to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian, who’s following in the footsteps of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Now hey, I’m not trying to be mean… I’m just giving you fair warning… before it’s too late