"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Here you can see Italian Hottie Elisabetta Canalis adjusting her wardrobe, specifically that which holds up her boobage, as she was partying at SBE’s Hyde Sunset on Monday with the rest of her Dancing With The Stars cast.
What happened next was an unfortunate twist of fate. Elisabetta actually fell down the lower half of the stairs and had to grab onto her friend for support. While Elisabetta was okay, she was pretty shaken up and hurt her shoulders when they banged against the wall on her way down.
Reports say she was nervous about her first night. Walking down the stairs proved she had two left feet. And Elisabetta was hurt enough after the tumble, she left the party only five minutes later.
Sucks… Cause the party was krakkin
According to January Jones’s pregnancy announcement she made earlier this week, her baby is due this Fall, so more than likely, no January delivery date.
The “Mad Men” star has kept the father under wraps for now, but many wonder if the child is with on-again off-again boyfriend Jason Sudeikis from Saturday Night Live. The couple apparently ended their relationship in, ironically… January.
Though she’s single now, she is facing motherhood head on with an optimistic outlook and says she can’t wait to be a single mother.
Look for January in the newest addition to the X-Men family, “X-Men: First Class”
Photo Credit: WireImage / J Strauss
So Lady Gaga had this really bizarre photo shoot with Harper’s Bazaar for their May issue, and boy does she have issues. The photos were taken by Terry Richardson, and she has six boobs, clones of herself, Monarch Butterflies all over her face, she’s really horny, the Underworld is taking over her, and she’ll stab you after she kicks you when you’re down.
That was a mouthful ! And her boobs are a handful, for 3 dudes.
This on top of the internet complaining about her album cover, where she’s melded into a machine, a motorcycle to be exact, probably to be ridden by Arnold Schwarzenegger as the T-101 from “The Terminator“. Yeah, her and Skynet are definitely down.
Lady Gaga also seems to have fallen again at yet another one of her concerts. She keeps falling… Maybe that’s because she’s a fallen angel.. if ya know what I mean.
Let’s just be real though. There’s no way she could be a mind control puppet, used to sway the masses. Can she?
Who knows. All I know is, this “Fame Monster” is still monstrously famous, and she shows no signs of letting up. I guess she’s just another sign of the times.
Lady Gaga fell hard and damn near hurt herself while performing for her Monster’s Ball Tour concert in Houston, Texas last night. This isn’t the first time she’s fallen. She fell at least 2 or 3 times last year and one time collapsed on stage in New Zealand in the early part of last year.
I don’t know about you, but either Lady Gaga needs to slow down, or ease up on the physicality of her shows. One of these days, she’s gonna hurt herself and she won’t be able to sing her way through it