"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
So after Bree Olsen couldn’t take the shackles of human trafficking for celebrities, one only wondered how long Natalie Kenly would last. Well wonder no more, cause the girl is gone and moved out of the house as of last week and even demanded she returned the Mercedes Benz he bought her.
I remember at this event, Natalie said how wonderful it was to wake up every day with her boyfriend. Something about the way she said the word “boyfriend” sounded fake as s#!t… not like I needed any confirmation.
So here’s to Charlie, for finally being single again, even though we hear he’s seeking attention of the presence of some international tail. Let’s just hope he will one day see there is more to life than women for hire. What makes that even more fu@ked up, is that for dudes like Charlie, Love is impossible to find. All you find are deceptive hearts with many motives.
Charlie Sheen and the lone standing “Goddess” Natalie Kenly stopped by The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills on Thursday Night to show support for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation.
I asked Natalie what a day in the life of a “Goddess” consists of. Surprisingly she said they wake up at 5am to work out. Charlie gotta keep his body in shape for that Calipornication. Hopefully he doesn’t find out he’s gonna be another baby daddy.
I also asked her how she felt about Bree Olsen breaking up with Charlie via text message. She said “That’s between Charlie and Bree”.
In other words, she’s thrilled she’s gone. That means all the loot $tay$ with her.
Photos by: www.SunOfHollywood.com
In the ongoing saga that is Charlie Sheen, the “Two And A Half Men” actor announced at his show last night in Ft. Lauderdale that former goddess Bree Olsen broke up with him via text message.
My thing is this… the fact that she broke up with him via text message is further proof that she was never really with him to begin with. Girl was basically a girl for hire, dealing with whatever she had to in order to stick around, get paid, and keep her name in the limelight as much as she possibly can before she would fall back into the obscurity of the porn industry.
Have you visited Bree Olsen’s twitter? First off, chick is mad nasty… and in the least, she at least talks like she’s super slutty and proud of it. Furthermore, she recently tweeted how she had a lot to say, but couldn’t. In other words, chick was on lockdown. She knew if she said the wrong thing, her money probably wouldn’t come through for the week.
Well, clearly there is no true love there, and it’s probably better for both parties that they separate. Charlie’s got enough on his hands dealing with Brooke Mueller’s antics in court. He could use a little downtime from the female species, but I doubt that will ever happen
Charlie Sheen bombed the opening show of his “My Violent Torpedo Of Truth / Defeat Is Not An Option” Tour, at the Fox Theater in unruly Detroit. I would have to say this, everybody knows Detroit can be a tough crowd, so I’m actually even surprised that they considered making Detroit the opening city for a show that clearly lacked the proper preparation. But to me it is no surprise that this show was not well received. Reports state that Charlie seemed very unprepared and unfunny, and was eventually booed off stage.
What people fail to recognize is that Charlie Sheen’s brain is on the fritz and fried. I remember watching interviews with him 10 years ago and thinking to myself “This guy’s mind is not right. He’s done waaay too many drugs” and this was ten years ago. Think about how much damage he’s received to the cranium after an additional decade of decadence and drug induced debauchery. Even Snoop was afraid to show face on this one, and Snoop aint afraid of nuffin !
What people also fail to recognize is that when it comes to Hollywood, Film and Television… You’re really only as good as your scripts, which is written by writers who sit at a desk for hours a day, perfecting single lines, punch lines, and fluidity of dialogue. Guess what… Charlie Sheen hasn’t written a script in his entire life, so don’t be surprised that he was unable to produce the same comic prowess as his episodes of “Two and a Half Men”.
And we know Charlie isn’t surprised, as a matter of fact, he may have even anticipated the move, as the fine print on the back of each ticket let every purchaser beware that no refunds would be given. It seems to me like Charlie’s tour is a little more hype than hoopla. And there’s definitely hype about his sold out tour, as I’m being told by insiders it’s not sold out at all, and in fact many shows are struggling with hundreds of seats left to be filled. Fat chance of that happening after last nights debacle.
Well Charlie, all your years of drug use, woman abuse, Calipornication and arrogance in the Hollywood limelight has caught up to you. It looks like you should’ve listened to what your father had to say back in your “Wall Street” days…
“I don’t go to sleep with no whore and I don’t wake up with no whore… That’s how I live with myself”
Should’ve listened to your father Charlie.