"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Wild Animal Kingdom… Or More like, “The Wildenstein Kingdom“, cause “Catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein showed up with her boyfriend, designer Lloyd Klein, after gnawin on some bloody meat at BOA Steakhouse last night.
Remember “The Chrismas Story” with Ebeneezer Scrooge? Well, What about “The Botox Story” with Ebeneezer Scroo-You-Out-Your-Money-Surgeon… You don’t know that story? He was haunted by “The Ghost Of Botox Future” a.k.a. Jocelyn Wildenstein, and decided to change his ways from Cosmetic Surgery for good.
So heed this warning folks. While Botox may only be 1 step in Wildenstein’s 12-step program, who wants to even get a fraction of the way to where she’s at?
Stay away from Botulinum Toxin ladies… please… Or you too will find yourselves in “The Wildenstein Kingdom”
Which of your favorite A-list celebs do you think had the best Slime Scenario at Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards?
Take a look at the photos and tell us who you think Slimed it best on our poll below!!
1. Heidi Klum
2. Jack Black
3. Jim Carrey
4. Johnny Depp
5. Josh Duhamel
When It Comes To Slime... Which Celeb Wore It Best ???
- 3. Jim Carrey bringin down his roof of Slime (100%, 1 Votes)
- 1. Heidi Klum in Beautiful Slime Green (0%, 0 Votes)
- 2. Jack Black as Mean Joe Green Slime (0%, 0 Votes)
- 4. Johnny Depp as Waging War Slime (0%, 0 Votes)
- 5. Josh Duhamel and his Throne of Slime (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 1
Photos: Courtesy of WireImage