"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Praise The Lord Almighty
When Lindsay Lohan hit the Red Carpet for the Saints Row: The Third party, I tried my best to be focused on the good, and not mention the fact that Lindsay had a Smokin Hot Grill.
But since the rest of the world talked about it for quite some time, I might as well let it be known. Lindsay had some Hot Grill Summer Teeth, where summer teeth were buttery and plastered with that Tartar Sauce. Clear signs that the Smokin Hot Starlet was Smokin on Sumpin.
Well she finally decided to increase even more of her debt to invest in repairing that Smokin Hot Grille, but thankfully for her, her Playboy Paycheck made all of this possible. She tweeted the new and improved smile and said hello to her dentist, who probably has way too much PR from this event so I won’t choose to mention him here.
Thankfully since Lindsay decided to fix her grill right on time, there will be less sheeple running in fear this Halloween.