"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Somewhere between Kanye West, Blue Hair, Orange Thong Bikinis and Reality Shows… Amber Rose managed to elevate herself to Presidential Level.
So much that she needed 3 strategically placed secret security dudes, just to strut her stuff on Venice Beach… And this is all before she even took off her hoodie !!
I mean, we all know that Amber’s got the voluptuous curves, but I guess those curves are starting to get so valuable, that she needs an entire security team just to keep the Venice Beach crazies off of her.
And when it comes to Amber not only having deeper activities in her career, she got deeper pockets, and needs deeper security, and it’s lookin like Amber aint apparently playin’. She even decided to hire the Security Team headed by Mason Burroughs, whose expertise and team have made him the most highly sought after Security Manager / Personal Bodyguard, that even Whitney Houston dumped that peazy and passive Kevin Costner for a team that really knows how to hold it down.
Yeah, so Amber Rose is apparently well aware of her soon-to-be Iconic Status, and she aint playin around when it comes to her safety. Mason Burroughs is even trusted by the Highest Courts of Law, as you might’ve even seen him on TV’s “Judge Alex”, so Amber’s even steppin into the upper echelon levels of Judge and Court worthy protection. And we all know Venice Beach… we’re pretty sure she needed every Security member they had.
Man, imagine what it would be like if she strolled around Venice in that infamous orange thong of hers? Dudes would’ve probably had to pull out the guns on that one.
Or maybe it takes 3 dudes just to cover up one… :
Sam Sarpong Is One Of Few Lucky Men, That Has The Privilege Of Calling Kim Lee A Friend
But One More Thing That Few Can Comprehend, Is While Kim Lee’s A “10”, So Are All Her Friends
You damn right homey. For those of you that don’t know, Kim Lee is in fact a “10”… And lucky for any man who can call her a friend, she’s surrounded by tons of women that are right up there with her. So if you’re one of the lucky few, such as Romeo Miller and Sam Sarpong (pictured above), you know that any party you attend with Kim around, is gonna be a party where you’re surrounded by 10’s.
I swear to you every time Kim comes creepin through the fog she’s got a whole handful of Magazine Cover worthy model types, all cool and down to Earth… enough to make a man wanna get married… 10 times to 10 of Kim’s 10’s.
Damn you Romeo… Damn you Sam. No wonder everybody wants to hate on y’all. Look at what you get caught up in the middle of.
Yeah. Hate them now.