"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Yeah, so who discovered that Chelsea Kane was dating Lauren Conrad’s ex-boyfriend Stephen Colletti?
It wasn’t Radar’s bitcha$$, and it sure as heck wasn’t all those blogs that have been citing Radar.
Yeah I saw them kissin and sh*t… And what???
Huggin and all that jazz, wassup foo ?!!
So while the rest of the world is fakin’ the funk, pretendin they know what’s goin on…
without yer boy, they still wouldn’t know a Gottdamn thang.
I’m high in low places, and on the low in high places
We spotted “Fergamel” this Sunday… That’s Fergamel as in Fergie and Josh Duhamel, yeah, I coined the name so if you use me you owe me some loot.
Anywho, Josh was hosting the Relief Run for the American Red Cross to benefit victims of the Tsunami in Japan in Santa Monica, California.
Before the race began though, Josh let us know what really keeps him happy through all his Blackberry/Airplane drama…
Fergie’s Fergalicious bootay!!
Yeah, dude’s smilin so hard we can see it from the back, it’s like a new earring.
But props to the happy couple, as Fergie spent her birthday 36th birthday shakin’ that moneymaker to help those lives affected by the tragic earthquake and tsunami on March 11th.
Paris and Nicky Hilton also came out to show their support for the stricken nation.