"The Life And Times Of Prophecy"
Is it me or does it seem like Angelina Jolie must’ve taken a few mixed medications yesterday for Oscar night? I Guess Carrot Top Aynt The Only One Slimmin Down.
Cause she was acting mad strange flashin her emaciated appendages last night. How she give birth to 3 kids and look like this ? Lucky for her she doesn’t have Gaunt-Face.
They can make up all the excuses they want…”Oh she’s just running around after 6 kids all day“. While that may be correct, if I was Brad Pitt I would tell her straight up “Baby. The world wants us to finally get married. And if that’s the case, I’m gonna have to up you to at least 1 meal a day now. Maybe even a Cheeseburger or two every now and then.. maybe” – Dammnit man, Brad is still whooped !!
Holy Crap… she’s about to disappear so much we’ll soon have to start calling her Ang Jo… cause all the -linas and -lies are about to get cardio’d right off of her.
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Hotzpotz: After Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were caught catching a flick at Arclight Theater this week, the two were spotted just a few days later at the Ahmanson Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles, where they caught the opening night of “God Of Carnage”.
It’s nice to see these two starting to do the couple thing again. It must be tough for them with the little village they have, but I’m sure now that the kiddies are older, it’s a bit easier for them to break away from the house and be like a normal couple, and not the #1 Super Couple they are
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