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She Looks Like She's About To Poop... Problem Is, She Doesn't Look Like She's Eaten
Is it me or does it seem like Angelina Jolie must’ve taken a few mixed medications yesterday for Oscar night? I Guess Carrot Top Aynt The Only One Slimmin Down.
Cause she was acting mad strange flashin her emaciated appendages last night. How she give birth to 3 kids and look like this ? Lucky for her she doesn’t have Gaunt-Face.
They can make up all the excuses they want…”Oh she’s just running around after 6 kids all day“. While that may be correct, if I was Brad Pitt I would tell her straight up “Baby. The world wants us to finally get married. And if that’s the case, I’m gonna have to up you to at least 1 meal a day now. Maybe even a Cheeseburger or two every now and then.. maybe” – Dammnit man, Brad is still whooped !!
Holy Crap… she’s about to disappear so much we’ll soon have to start calling her Ang Jo… cause all the -linas and -lies are about to get cardio’d right off of her.
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
Winona Ryder.. Catchin Non Cases With Her Female Driver
Better catchin a ride than catchin a case.
That’s right. Ms. Sticky Fingaz herself caught a ride outside of Chateau Marmont in Hollywood this weekend at yet another Pre-Oscars Gala. She did her best to run off without getting noticed. You’d almost swear she was running from security cameras at your local mall.
Those Infamous Five Sticky Fingers Of Hers Love Picking Up On Super Shopper Discounts
But it was just paparazzi trying to catch a glimpse of Johnny Depp’s closest equivalent to a High-School Sweetheart. Now that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are on the rox, who do you think he’ll hit up first on an ex-booty call ?? Winona ? Or Kate Moss? Or will he finally decided to be with Keira Knightley on the set of the (unfortunately) next Pirates of the Caribbean ?
At least there’s no way of getting a Five Finger Discount at Valet. Otherwise, Winona might find herself in some hot legal water yet again.
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
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- Winona Ryder.. Catchin Non Cases With Her Female Driver
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- Those Infamous Five Sticky Fingers Of Hers Love Picking Up On Super Shopper Discounts
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Jordan Mitchell, Peter Lik and Harriett Saide. Bringing Artful Beauty To The Mandalay Bay. Some Guys Have All The Luck... Like Lik
Holly Madison and former Beau, Vegas Magician Criss Angel both showed up to the Grand Opening of “Lik Galleries” in the Mandalay Bay tonight, and the Publicists were very careful to make sure the two DID NOT make their appearances at the same time under the photographic corridors of Lik Mandalay.
The Grand Opening of Lik Galleries in Mandalay also brought out Carrot Top and Eddie Levert and Joey Fatone.
Holly Madison And Peter Lik... at 6:00pm
The Carb-Free Carrot Is Sandwiched Somewhere In Between
Criss Angel Magically Appears A Safe 3 Hours Later at 9pm
But Lik himself was definitely the Man of the Hour… so much so, they even brought out Harriett Saide and Jordan Mitchell… since the World felt Peter Lik’s Photo Gallery needed EVEN MORE Visual Beauty.
The Slim-Fast Version of Carrot Top even came down as part of his Celebratory Day of Birth, since February 25th is in fact Carrot Top’s Birthday. And Carrot, Criss and Holly all came right before their respective Stage Shows all across the Strip at Planet Hollywood and Luxor.
Oscars ? What Oscars ? We got Vegas baby !!
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com
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- Jordan Mitchell, Peter Lik and Harriett Saide. Bringing Artful Beauty To The Mandalay Bay. Some Guys Have All The Luck… Like Lik
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- Holly Madison And Peter Lik… at 6pm
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- The Carb-Free Carrot Is Sandwiched Somewhere In Between
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- Criss Angel Magically Appears A Safe 3 Hours Later at 9pm
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